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Answer 2 ““ Guess that Movie Line Love Note!

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< Notting Hill > <   WILLIAM I live in Notting Hill, you live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name. ANNA The fame thing isn’t really real, you know… and don’t forget… I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking […]



 

Answer 1 ““ Guess that Movie Line Love Note!

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< Jerry Maguire > <   JERRY MAGUIRE [babbling and struggling] I love you. You… you complete me. And I just… DOROTHY Shut up, just shut up. [Pause] DOROTHY You had me at “hello”. You had me at “hello”. >   ““ We’ll love you if you Like us on Facebook. Such a deal.



Guess that Movie Line Love Note!

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  Romantic movie quotes can make their way into our hearts, woven into the sweet nothings we whisper in each other’s ears ““ a passionate declaration, a tear-jerking promise, a sweet inside joke ““ an actor’s lines can become like mottos for our love. Here are some of Cupid’s favorite movie quotes. How many of […]



Daddy Vader

Daddy Vader Says… Victory

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When you’re a kid, parents can be a little like Daddy Vader. Incredibly rad but at the same time intimidating in a way. Playing card games with him has to be a little more exciting than with anyone else. When he throws down, it’s a little more down than anyone else, right? At least when […]



My Kid Just Said

My Kid Just Said… #39

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“I watewwed da pwants!” [Big smile] “…By going PEE PEE!” -Lucas (2013, 4 years old)  This was the first time my littlest son peed outside. On nature (neighborhood shrubs count as nature, right?). We’ve all had it happen. No bathroom. No diaper. Not enough time to make it to either. One can almost hear the […]



Apple Baby Products

What if Apple made baby products?

Posted under EQUIPMENT, SNAPSHOTS

Apple would do a great job making baby products. Heck, some babies are already so familiar with iPads, iPhones and iPods that they’ll try to swipe pictures in books and magazines to change them. People generally love the understated minimalism of their style and the overstated maximalism of their features. Attractive attributes to anyone, but […]



My Wife Just Texted

My Wife Just Texted… #147

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Sometimes emoticons fail to convey the right message at first; even the more graphical, fancy-schmancy emojis can get lost in trans-emoticons-lation. When it comes down to it though, some fails are so hilarious they’re wins. I can’t judge, though. I’ve never hearted the internet age-old convention of <3 because it always looked like a sideways […]



Nude Tax Advice

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Like two children squirming in front of the principal, my wife and I sat beside each other in front of our accountant’s slab of a desk. Going over all our papers for filing, he gave us some really good news about a specific point. We looked at each other and chuckled with relief, and I […]



An Honest Guide to Repacking a Product

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Faulty products, misguided impulse buys, kid rejection, whatever; sometimes life gives you lemons. But you paid hard-earned money for those damn lemons, so you’re not just gonna sit there with a puckered-up face and bear it. You need to make a return. Sadly, before you can make an exchange or a return, you can’t just […]