My Wife Just Said… #149
“Your snoring last night kept me up for hours. You sounded like a hyena choking on its own snot. Yes you were! I recorded it…” [ Presses play on her phone ] -Elizabeth I watched her nighttime video intently, more importantly I listened to it. Um. So yeah. We’re lucky a neighbor didn’t call […]
Kid Definishons: “Yesterday”
Young kids are about as good at making accurate time references as I am at rolling a ball of water in my hands. When a kid is describing something that happened, parents know that when they say “yesterday” that the word has an elasticity that stretches from a millisecond before now all the way back […]
Notice Anything Different, Honey?
Hands on buzzers, people. What’s the exciting play-at-home game show of observation, memory and panic most couples have played, where one person is the unwitting contestant (or defendant) and the other person is host (or prosecutor) as well as being the game show board itself? It’s called Notice Anything Different, Honey? Let me explain. One […]
Answer 10 ““ Guess that Movie Line Love Note!
< The Empire Strikes Back > < PRINCESS LEIA I love you! HAN SOLO I know. [gets frozen in carbonate] CHEWBACCA RWGWGWARAHHHHWWRGGWRWRW > ““ We’ll love you if you Like us on Facebook. Such a deal.
Answer 9 ““ Guess that Movie Line Love Note!
< Casablanca > < [Rick gently places his hand under her chin and raises it so their eyes meet] RICK Here’s lookin at you kid. > ““ We’ll love you if you Like us on Facebook. Such a deal.
Answer 8 ““ Guess that Movie Line Love Note!
< The Princess Bride > < BUTTERCUP Farm boy… fetch me that pitcher. [It’s right over her head, so he has to stand next to her] WESTLEY As you wish. > ““ We’ll love you if you Like us on Facebook. Such a deal.
Answer 7 ““ Guess that Movie Line Love Note!
< The Last of the Mohicans > < HAWKEYE No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive… You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. > ““ We’ll love you if you Like […]
Answer 6 ““ Guess that Movie Line Love Note!
< Love Story > < OLIVER BARRETT IV Jenny, I-I’m sorry. JENNIFER CAVELLERI Don’t. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. > ““ We’ll love you if you Like us on Facebook. Such a deal.
Answer 5 ““ Guess that Movie Line Love Note!
< Titanic > < JACK Never let go. ROSE I’ll never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go. … [JACK lets go] > ““ We’ll love you if you Like us on Facebook. Such a deal.
Answer 4 ““ Guess that Movie Line Love Note!
< Ghost > < MOLLY JENSEN I love you. I really love you. SAM WHEAT Ditto. > ““ We’ll love you if you Like us on Facebook. Such a deal.
