Child Safety: Shopping Cart Warning
Warning: Peril is everywhere. Safety first. Protect your ability to procreate even if you don't have plans to…
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this was a very entertaining read. i enjoyed it very much!
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The high pitch of my voice attests to the bitter truth of this.
Awesomeness! And yes, it applies to women pushing the cart too. Trust me.
Amy
(this is me trusting you)
Oh man, I’ve already been run over by a shopping cart.. Now the danger is even from within!
Ha ha! Peril knows no limits. It will come at you from every angle.
Oh you amateurs
It takes a mom to really know how to use a shopping cart correctly…..
http://zoephrenia.blog.com/2012/03/04/sound-ground/
Hahaha!! This happens to my husband every time we go shopping! He never learns, our daughter is child number 5 so he really should know the ‘safe zone’ by now!