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Child Safety: Shopping Cart Warning


Shopping Cart Child Safety

Warning: Peril is everywhere. Safety first. Protect your ability to procreate even if you don't have plans to…


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11 Responses to “Child Safety: Shopping Cart Warning”

  1. Harlan Drossos says:

    this was a very entertaining read. i enjoyed it very much!

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  4. Phil says:

    The high pitch of my voice attests to the bitter truth of this.

  5. Non-Stop Mom says:

    Awesomeness! And yes, it applies to women pushing the cart too. Trust me.


  6. Oz says:

    Oh man, I’ve already been run over by a shopping cart.. Now the danger is even from within!

  7. ZoE says:

    Oh you amateurs ๐Ÿ™‚ It takes a mom to really know how to use a shopping cart correctly…..

    • Sarah says:

      I’m sure you’re just teasing, but your comment sounds kind of sexist. I know a lot of dads who are awesome at spatial activities, it just seems a bit silly to go on a site for dads and tell them that only mums can do things properly.

      I wish my dad pushed me around in the shopping trolley!

  8. Angie says:

    Hahaha!! This happens to my husband every time we go shopping! He never learns, our daughter is child number 5 so he really should know the ‘safe zone’ by now!

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