Ninja Parent Lessons The Foot Python Sock Technique

Ninja Parent Lessons: The Foot Python

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Suiting up your little one is a tough challenge, even for ninjas. Especially socks. Those legs are tiny, but they’re fast and don’t like to stay still for lengths of time greater than it takes to blink. This cannot be avoided, so you must be clever and fast. As the ancient proverb says: the wise […]



#FatBellyFriday ““ 32 Weeks

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Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. We didn’t make it to full term with Finn and we wouldn’t have been pregnant with our little treat in Avara’s belly during Halloween, but this time we overlap with it. Pregnant belly plus Halloween is seriously awesome. I love my little slice of pumpkin pie! #FatBellyFriday ““ […]



Daddy Vader

Daddy Vader Says… Displeased

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What a kid and Imperial staff aboard the Death Star have in common is lots. Sometimes it seems ridiculously generous to use the “progress” for the chore or activity being performed. If something is worth asking to be done over and over and over again, it’s worth doing right. Right? The first time. Not after […]



Convos with my 2-year-old Halloween Special Zombie Video

“Halloween (ZOMBIE) Special!!!” : Convos With My 2-Year-Old

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It’s all too horrifically true. Zombie vs. Baby: An Examination of Attributes Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and commenting helps videos on YouTube, so go nuts.)   So basically, when you’ve got a baby, everyday is Halloween! Or an episode of The Walking Dead. One or the other take your pick. […]



A Little Girl's Book of Poshens

A Little Girl’s Book of Poshens

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Everyone knows kids look at the world through the magical lens of youth, but some of them document what they see. As a kid I was a poshen maker, too, so I was able to withstand the adorableness unharmed when a friend of mine posted pictures of her 6yo daughter’s book of potions…ehem “Poshens”. I […]



Unfidelity

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Pregnancy is a sensitive time. A couple can fall even more deeply in love during the experience and yet there are factors that often come between the two people. There can be a profound closeness as well as an intense loneliness. Mistakes can be made in the spaces, those absences. Painful. Mistakes. Today, I’m here […]



My Wife Just Said...

My Wife Just Said… #131

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“We need to develop a hand signal that says: it’s not you, I’m just on my period.” -Elizabeth   Yes please! We can take hand jive classes if necessary! Oh and I feel your pain! In a “I totally don’t actually feel your pain because I’m a guy and don’t menstruate” kind of way. Though, […]



Watching Dreams Unfold

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It’s rare that you get to witness a sun go supernova or a dream born in someone’s eyes. Well, today is your lucky day, my friend. Enjoy. This toddler loves Freddie Mercury. And I can’t blame him. Someone give that kid some instruments and voice lessons. ““ Follow us on Facebook. The best way to […]



The Princess Dolls Convos with my 3 year old

“The Princess Dolls” : Convos With My 3 Year Old

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Kids play pretend all the time. A lot of them continue to do so into adulthood. For instance, the concept of “privacy for parents” is one of the craziest mythological fantasies ever dreamt up. Practically crazy talk. Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and commenting helps videos on YouTube, so go nuts.) […]