If we’ve learned anything about gender reveal parties over the past few years it’s that some people have remained remarkably stupid despite several thousands of years of human progress. Unfortunately, these shindigs have become a freakish combo of Likes-culture combined with daredevil oneupmanship. It’s all well and good to be excited about the different milestones […]
The beginning of the year is always a great time for us adults to take stock of the past and anticipate the future in preparation of the year ahead. It turns out that toddlers are no different from us bigger people, just with less fine motor and bowel control. Wee ones have the same sorts […]
Most people know about the typical biological wonders that go along with the aging male body: the balding, the thickets of hair that sprout from ears and nostrils, bifocals, and the lack of boners. What doesn’t often get mentioned are the other awkward side effects of getting older. The little embarrassing tidbits that, maybe, it […]
I ran into technical difficulties galore, buggy audio, video glitches, software issues oh my! But at long last the final installment of my son’s entertaining reactions to all 9 Star Wars movies is complete. The Rise of Skywalker video is now fully operational! For the extended edit (8:09), click here I’m not sure what’s next. A […]
This post was brought to you by Lifebuoy Total 10 Handwash. Being a parent these days means that we have to play a lot of different roles. From chauffeur, nurse, cook, maid, entertainment supervisor, emergency plumber, etc., etc., etc., the parental resume bullet points just keep stacking up. One of the unexpected roles parents have is playing […]
A lot of people go bonkers and bling out their homes for the holidays, and some of them like to go immediately from spider webs and skeletons to icicle lights and blow-up Santas. This irritates a lot of Thanksgiving-minded folks. But this peeve pales in comparison to the year this has been, so the general […]
2020 has been about as fun as a paper cut on a nipple before a swim in a septic tank, and why should Thanksgiving be any different? Take a look at the bingo card below and count yourself lucky for all the squares you can’t fill in.
What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom… until now! “What exactly are you doing in the bathroom for so long?” It’s a question women have been asking men for ages. At least since the invention of the outhouse and quite possibly as early as the prehistoric time when holes were dug outside the […]
Have you ever gone to bed and, right before you drifted off, you wondered: “What if they made a new Muppets movie?” But you also had some questionable shellfish, so you slid off into some freaky nightmares instead? Well, wonder no more! Jason Beck’s (Artstation) brilliant mash-up of Muppet and monsters re-imagines 12 Muppet crossovers […]
It’s that time of year where kids go out trick or treating to load up on goodies. Only some goodies aren’t that great. We all have our preferences, yes, but then there’s what’s generally accepted as awful. So here’s a list of the top 10 bummer nuggets that get tossed into trick-or-treat bags and suggestions […]
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