Author: Andy

Male Aging What they Don't Tell You to Expect

Male Aging: 5 Things They Don’t Tell You

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Most people know about the typical biological wonders that go along with the aging male body: the balding, the thickets of hair that sprout from ears and nostrils, bifocals, and the lack of boners. What doesn’t often get mentioned are the other awkward side effects of getting older. The little embarrassing tidbits that, maybe, it […]



Parent Solved Mysteries

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This post was brought to you by Lifebuoy Total 10 Handwash. Being a parent these days means that we have to play a lot of different roles. From chauffeur, nurse, cook, maid, entertainment supervisor, emergency plumber, etc., etc., etc., the parental resume bullet points just keep stacking up.

 One of the unexpected roles parents have is playing […]



19 Hilariously Dark Decorations for a Very Meh-rry Christmas

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A lot of people go bonkers and bling out their homes for the holidays, and some of them like to go immediately from spider webs and skeletons to icicle lights and blow-up Santas. This irritates a lot of Thanksgiving-minded folks. But this peeve pales in comparison to the year this has been, so the general […]



2020 Thanksgiving Bingo

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2020 has been about as fun as a paper cut on a nipple before a swim in a septic tank, and why should Thanksgiving be any different? Take a look at the bingo card below and count yourself lucky for all the squares you can’t fill in.



The Bathroom Thinker Dads in the Bathroom Funny

Why are men on the pot so long? Secrets Revealed!

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What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom… until now! “What exactly are you doing in the bathroom for so long?” It’s a question women have been asking men for ages. At least since the invention of the outhouse and quite possibly as early as the prehistoric time when holes were dug outside the […]



Muppet Horror Movie Crossovers

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Have you ever gone to bed and, right before you drifted off, you wondered: “What if they made a new Muppets movie?” But you also had some questionable shellfish, so you slid off into some freaky nightmares instead? Well, wonder no more! Jason Beck’s (Artstation) brilliant mash-up of Muppet and monsters re-imagines 12 Muppet crossovers […]



Top 10 Worst Candies What to Do with Them

10 Worst Candies and What to Do with Them

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It’s that time of year where kids go out trick or treating to load up on goodies. Only some goodies aren’t that great. We all have our preferences, yes, but then there’s what’s generally accepted as awful. So here’s a list of the top 10 bummer nuggets that get tossed into trick-or-treat bags and suggestions […]



Halloween Dos and Don'ts for 2020

DO’s and DO-NOT’s for Halloween 2020

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Let’s not put a mask on it. Halloween is going to be fairly sucky this year. Pandemic bummers aside, it was supposed to be exceptionally AMAZING. October 31st falls on both a full Blue Moon AND a Saturday! AND the clocks roll back an hour!!! Such a shame. In the days of Halloweens past, all […]



Funny Edgy Halloween Web Comics Cartoons

18 Edgy Halloween Comics

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However lame Halloween will be this year, a lot of us still love the cobweb-covered calendar month, and we could all use some laughs these days. But Spooky Season tends to be a tad dark, so there are no knock-knock jokes here. Enjoy! 1. Moon Prank 2. Nom Nom Nom 3) Mini Skirt 4) Crispy […]