If some brands wanted their products to really speak to parents, they’d probably need a name makeover. Let’s look at a few products with new names and logos that might not be more appealing but are certainly more accurate.
 

Pregnancy Test

Bread

Classic View-Master Toy

Lunch Snack

Granola Bars

Slide Whistle

Frozen Dinner

Beverage Mix

Microwaveable Snack

Sour Candy

“Truth in advertising” applied this way would probably put some brands out of business, I guess. Netflix is a better brand name than Nannyflix, but that’s exactly what it is in our house when we need to keep the kid busy for a couple of episodes.

What would you rename the family or kid products you use?