Kids have a very particular set of skills; skills they have acquired over the entirety of their young lives. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you and me; parents. No matter what you do, they will look for you, they will find you, and they will do and say ALL OF THE THINGS.

There’s really no escaping them. Parental privacy becomes the unicorn that only appears during the overlapping hours where they’re asleep and you’re still staring at your bedroom ceiling. Sometimes not even then. Nothing is sacred, not even and especially when you’re meditating on the porcelain altar. Though, every once in a while, you’ll have a digestive episode that generates an all natural kid-repelent, and then it’s just you, all by your sweet blissful self. And your smartphone, of course.
 

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