How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

11 Family Comics of an Edgier but Safe-for-Work Sort

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A good o’l clean, wholesome joke can hit the funny spot nicely, but after watching G-rated animated shows and films practically on loop until your eyes see brightly-colored pixels, you can develop a hankering for something a little more mature, a little darker maybe. Not evil dark, or porny mature, but just some humor that […]

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Every Lightsaber Sound Is Owen Wilson

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I’m not gonna lie. It sounded stupid when I read the title but after watching the video and listening to the sound it makes too much sense to ignore. Owen Wilson saying “WOW” is literally a perfect sound effect.

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My Wife Just Shouted… #325

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We all want our kids to be themselves. Until “being themselves” is them hollering down grocery aisles with a baguette lightsaber and their shirt wrapped around their head. Kids can come up with some pretty record-scratchy, startling comebacks that leave us parents speechless; either because they’re so spot on, it’s hard to counter their really […]

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Are You a Better Parent?

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Fellow joke teller and new friend of mine, Karen Johnson (The 21st Century SAHM) recently posted this and, though it’s written from the perspective of a mom, it spoke to me as a father. Yelled at me, really. Her words are truly universal to parenting, and they’ve since gone completely bat-shit viral. I’m not at […]

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Don’t Shake The Babies – Jiggle Them!

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I mean… They say never shake a baby. But this is something we’ll have to make an exception for. It’s more like “Don’t jiggle a baby” which is completely different and super warranted. I’m for it. I don’t even know what this device is for but it seems like baby jiggling is a thing that […]

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Serious Subjects Can Get Seriously Silly with Kids

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When you tackle a subject with your kid that’s one of the more life-lessonie topics, it can be pretty dang interesting. You start to find out what they have -100 clues about, and what they’ve picked up from wherever. But, like a lollipop that rolled under the couch, sometimes some pretty unusual stuff sticks to […]

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Dad Jokes Hall of Shame – Part 8

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The effects of a Dad Jokes can be great in one of two ways: 1) they’ll either make your belly wobble a lot or maybe just an amused snort, OR 2) you’ll be appalled and they’ll make every other joke seem hilariously better by comparison. So, love ’em or hate ’em, it’s basically a total […]

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When Sassy Kids Attack

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Sometimes your kids have a leg up on you. They know that whole “unconditional love” thing hangs over our heads and can be used to bend us to their will. Meet “No, No Baby” — a little girl whose sass is literally off the charts. She is not having what her dad is laying down. […]

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My Wife Just Said… #324

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It’s not like we don’t loooooove love love our kids. But kids are proof positive you can have too much of a good thing. After a long day of doing all of the things, non-stop, there’s a point where your kid being removed from the mix couldn’t come soon enough. Sometimes this point occurs when […]

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44 Bad Parent Tattoos, But I Mean HORRIFICALLY Bad

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We’ve all got our opinions about tattoos. Some of us love ’em and some of us don’t, but it’s a safe bet that we can all sit down together and agree that these tattoos are just friggin’ awful. I completely understand that the love a parent has for their kid could create a strong impulse […]

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