How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

My Wife Just Said… 331

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Trust is an important part of marriage. When you can be counted upon to be totally and shamelessly honest about something like bodily functions, or MALfunctions as the case may be, you can present a pretty believable case in your defense of “dealt it vs. didn’t deal it”. When our son was younger and tore […]

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My Kid Just Said… #64

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I like to think of words as ingredients in a sentence or statement. You’ve got your fast-food m’kay’s and Idunno’s, and you’ve got your everyday meals of chit chat, and there’s also the more elaborate culinary creations of deep philosophic discussions and funny stories. Sometimes, though, I like to whip up something a bit spicy. […]

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11 Edgy Parodies of Animated Classics

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There’s a lot of hilarity to be had when a web comic takes something intended for kids, and puts an adult-ized take on it. Sure, there have been tons of mature jokes subtly hidden in a lot of children’s cartoons and animated films, but there’s nothing subtle about these jokes.   1. Old Habits Adam […]

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This Simpsons Remix Is A Feels Multiplier

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The Simpson’s has always been at the crux of a certain kind of Americana that both truthfully chronicles and not-so-neatly critiques our culture. At this point in my life, it feels like an additional sibling. Present, familiar, and childish. There’s apparently a whole field of video editing subculture called “simpsonwave” where a specific style of […]

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If Toddlers Wrote Yelp Reviews

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Every parent knows how absolutely crazy kids can be about food. Throw that hot mess into the public arena of a restaurant and things only get nuttier. So, let’s have a look at some reviews toddlers might write, if they could write like us big people.            

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LEGO: Grand Theft Auto

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Sure, we thought of LEGO Grand Theft Auto a long time ago, but this is a whole nuther level. Possibly definitely NSFW or NSFK (Not Safe For Kids), this takes brick films to new heights. I used to play Grand Theft Auto a bit. It was always a little jarring how realistic it could be. […]

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My Wife Just Said… #330

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I have to imagine that other parents do this thing my wife and I do, when deciding what we’re going to watch. After the kid’s bedtime, and by that I mean, after he’s gotten up once or twenty times, when he actually goes to for-real sleep, we settle down for some of our own hard-earned […]

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Dad’s First Diaper After the Baby Starts Eating Solids (Hilarious Video)

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It’s been a very long time since I changed a diaper, but I clearly remember my first diaper change ever, and the first diaper change after we switched to solid foods. EVERY parent will remember this. Even if it’s not a picture-pefect stomach-churning flashback, we can all at least vaguely remember how shockingly horrible it […]

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The Coolest Puppet I’ve Ever Seen

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Puppets are so freaking cool. When they’re done well, they make a kind of magic that’s hard to replicate. When they’re lame, all the flaws of puppetry are visible. This puppet is by far one of the coolest I’ve ever seen. Give it a watch!

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My Wife Just Mommy-Brained… #329

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There’s a term called “mommy brain.” Sure, men can have daddy brain, too, of course, because it simply refers to the incredibly dumb things you say and do (or forget to) as a parent because your kids and life have ganged up and mugged the majority of your IQ points. When our parental noggins are […]

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