How to Be a Dad

How to Be a Dad

Nerf Wars (VIDEO)

Posted by on March 28th, 2020, under VIDEOTAPE

My son and his friend challenged me to a Nerf War and I, a Nerf pro, absolutely wrecked the noobs. They’re getting better though. Headshots are a great motivator. Sooooo many headshots. This video is also solid proof that battles are the best with Star Wars blaster sound effects added. Stay safe and sane, folks!

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Unusual Cocktail Ideas for Unusually Resourceful Parents

Posted by on March 18th, 2020, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS, NOTEBOOK

For parents, the days of partying into the wee-est hours of the night is an ancient thing of past. Aside from baby sitting, it can be hard to keep our eyes pried open long enough to make a second toast. But just because we’re “all growed up” and raising kids doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy […]

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The Great Toilet Paper Debate

Posted by on March 13th, 2020, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS, NOTEBOOK

The COVID-19 pandemic has resulted in societal hoarding which has catapulted the value of toilet paper up to that of gold or platinum or beef jerky. So! I thought it might be advisable for us all to squat down and take a long, hard… LOOK at a timeless controversy surrounding this now treasured commodity, bum […]

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Kid’s ENERGETIC Reaction to STAR WARS Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Posted by on February 26th, 2020, under VIDEOTAPE

It took me forever to get to finishing the edit of this reaction video. Sometimes Life throws you some serious curves, and apparently 2019 was aiming for my head. My son and I actually videoed us watching Episode III a YEAR ago. So, for everyone who’s been paining to see his reaction to what most […]

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Kinder – The Playdating App

Posted by on February 13th, 2020, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS, NOTEBOOK

  Finding a good match isn’t just a challenge for adults. Most parents have had bad blind play dates, two sets of unpredictable little kids that turn out to be a circle peg in a square hole. Now, as they say in this age of modern wonder: there’s an app for that.   Little kids […]

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Dad Jokes Hall of Shame pt. 12

Posted by on January 27th, 2020, under SNAPSHOTS

When was the last time you slapped your knee laughing? Okay, maybe I should ask when the last time you groaned and rolled your eyes, because your time has come, my friend! Here are 12 Dad Jokes to get your hardy-har-har on. Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes but when […]

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KidzPoop – Bad Product Idea

Posted by on January 6th, 2020, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS, NOTEBOOK

So, this may actually be a good product idea if you’re looking to become a millionaire fast, but not so much in terms of overall parenting, and raising kids that aren’t embarrassments in society. Anymore than they already may be. If you have a little kid, and haven’t yet experienced them replacing words in song […]

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Expecto Harry Potter Land!

Posted by on December 13th, 2019, under NOTEBOOK

It was decided! We were off to Harry Potter world -ehem- I mean, Universal Studios Hollywood. My wife and I had visited through the years, but now we wanted to see Harry Po-… Um, share it with our son. Universal Studios provided my family with tickets, so it was only a matter of choosing WHEN. […]

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Protect Your Kids AND Yourself

Posted by on December 12th, 2019, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS, NOTEBOOK

Parents have to protect their kids from harm all the time, and, ironically, they also have to protect THEMSELVES from their kids. LEGO landmines, sick sneezes to the face, roundhouse kicks to the head. No joke, I have three friends that have had their noses broken from a bobble-headed toddler giving them a surprise head […]

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The Ripeness of Kids Clothes Described Like Wines

Posted by on August 29th, 2019, under NOTEBOOK

Kids live life at Volume 11 but often have their hygiene on mute, so the stink they can whip up is truly breathtaking. As in, plug your nose and hold your breath kind of breathtaking. Like wines, kids seem to ferment with age. Except there’s nothing “fine” about their Cabernet Soverygross or Pee-yoo Noir. Their […]

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