Couch Pillow Architecture
WIFE: Go thank Daddy for making dinner. 8YO: No. I will go thank him for the couch fort instead. It is the best fort in human history. WIFE: Oh wow! Well thank him for dinner after that. I loved making couch forts when I was a kid. My mom and dad loved my job as […]
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Move Over, Extreme Cut Out Jeans! It’s Cargo Time.
Everyone’s buzzing about this new sexy fashion for women. Some say TOO sexy. Some say other words. But whatever the words are, there are a lot of ’em! Extreme Cut Out Jeans have definitely gone viral. But you know what? Dads want to look cool and feel sexy, too. Introducing Extreme Cut Out […]
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My Wife Just Said… #339
Sometimes I extend my hand for a sarcastic introductory handshake when my wife asks silly things that she should absolutely know about me by now, or over a decade ago. I loooove food. And I also love not wasting money. It’s a powerful combination I find truly difficult to resist. In our house we don’t […]
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22 Pretty Edgy Disney Parody Comics
We all grow up and develop a more mature (hopefully), and darker (probably) outlook on things. When we have kids, a lot of us get to experience children’s movies with our own kids; seeing them with more educated and cynical eyes. Watching the Lion King is a bit different after you’ve seen a nature show […]
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Baby Operation, Anxiety-Fueled Fun for the Whole Family!
See the original, Parent Operation! Parenting can be a pretty eye-twitchy undertaking. So! Why not make a thrilling game of it! Baby Operation! Now we can watch our kids (attempt to) play, and (hopefully) learn a little damn empathy for all the nutty stuff we needed to deal with when they were just little wiggling […]
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Kid’s Complex Reaction to Rogue One a Star Wars Story
Watching the Star Wars saga with my son has been one of the most amazing experiences for me. And not “because I loved Star Wars since I was a kid.” Seeing his reactions would have been parental treasure even if I was a lunatic and hated the movies. His passion and exhilaration are completely contagious. […]
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4 Parenting Clichés that Need to Go Away
There are expressions and jokes that become common catchphrases, buzzwords or clichés you hear all the flippin time. They can get reeeeeally old, or they just sucked from the very start. They’re like that fart joke your kid told that may have been funny the first time, but after the ensuing hundredth telling (within an […]
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Fashion Felonies: Jeans Edition
Every generation experiences a gaping canyon of a cultural divide with the younger crop of humans: FASHION. Admittedly, I’m no fashionista (afashionado?), but having no great style oneself never prevented anyone from being the fashion police, judge and jury for new trends. Even as a kid, I proclaimed the “alternative” (wrong) angles for wearing a […]
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The Birds and the Bees… and a Swarm of Bees Challenge???
When it comes to having “The Talk” with their kids, parents can range from super-chill whatevs about it, to something that doctors would write down on a clipboard as a coronary event. I kind of get the sense that the average experience sits closer to the heart attack than explaining it casually while making a […]
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5 Stages of Trying (Desperately) to Keep Up with the Times
Just when you think you’ve got the hang of something, anything, there’s an update that makes you feel like you need some time in remedial kindergarten. You become a halfway decent emoji wrangler, and then they add more and change the layout, or someone comes out with something entirely different like bitmojis. And we all […]
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