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The Perfect Dad Shoe Doesn’t Exi-


The Perfect Dad Shoe New Balance Crocs Fanny Pack

“The perfect shoe for a dad doesn’t exi-”
[record scratch] Well it does now, kiddo!

After extensive minutes of scientific analysis of countless dad clichés and stereotypes, The Perfect Dad Shoe™ is hot off the manufacturing grill! A masterful fusion between sneakers and clog sandals.

That’s right! Yard work in the front, barbecue in the back.

The Footy-Pack™ (Patent Pending)

The Perfect Dad Shoe Footy Pack

Let’s take a closer look at the revolutionary accessory that makes The Perfect Dad Shoe™ even more superior than its already vastly superior superiority over any other shoe.

Fully detachable, consider the Footy-Pack™ an optional expansion to your cargo short’s carrying capacity. Great for small useful items like spare batteries, reserve napkins or a mini utility knife tool.

Heck! Throw some spare change in there and add a jingle to your step when you trot out onto the field for your fatherly back pat of encouragement.

​”I’m appalled,” you say? Hi, Appalled, I’m The Perfect Dad Shoe™! 😄



16 Responses to “The Perfect Dad Shoe Doesn’t Exi-”

  1. I think they should be sold with a pair of dad jeans. Perfect pairing.

  2. Michael Pollack says:

    I have often joked that the holes in these type of shoes are to allow your dignity to seep out, but damn, as a 40+-year-old white male dad with 3 teens I would wear the hell out of these shoes

  3. Rick says:

    They already make the perfect dad shoe. It’s called the Nike air Monarch. Check it out.

  4. Jacob Hunter Gagnon says:

    Can these be ordered, and if so where ?! Please I need the link.

    • Andy says:

      They can’t be ordered because I made them up in Photoshop. Maybe some shoe maker will see this post and make them a reality one day. Ya never know!

  5. DadSeth says:

    Andy u dick. Really wanted a pair

  6. Jay says:

    Dad shoes are the shiz!


    Yeah if you make these people will buy them…. shit ill buy my father in law a pair. Get this on kickstarter already

  8. Jerry says:

    Everyone contact Crocs about getting these made. I just sent it to their customer service. They said they don’t do custom orders but if enough people get in touch maybe they’d start making them

  9. Jerry says:

    Send these to Crocs customer service. See if we can get them in production

  10. Julia says:

    How do I buy these?

  11. Hippidy Hoppidy Ima bout to make these ma property…

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