The Perfect Dad Shoe Doesn’t Exi-
“The perfect shoe for a dad doesn’t exi-”
[record scratch] Well it does now, kiddo!
After extensive minutes of scientific analysis of countless dad clichés and stereotypes, The Perfect Dad Shoe™ is hot off the manufacturing grill! A masterful fusion between sneakers and clog sandals.
That’s right! Yard work in the front, barbecue in the back.
The Footy-Pack™ (Patent Pending)
Let’s take a closer look at the revolutionary accessory that makes The Perfect Dad Shoe™ even more superior than its already vastly superior superiority over any other shoe.
Fully detachable, consider the Footy-Pack™ an optional expansion to your cargo short’s carrying capacity. Great for small useful items like spare batteries, reserve napkins or a mini utility knife tool.
Heck! Throw some spare change in there and add a jingle to your step when you trot out onto the field for your fatherly back pat of encouragement.
”I’m appalled,” you say? Hi, Appalled, I’m The Perfect Dad Shoe™! 😄
16 Comments
16 Responses to “The Perfect Dad Shoe Doesn’t Exi-”
I think they should be sold with a pair of dad jeans. Perfect pairing.
I have often joked that the holes in these type of shoes are to allow your dignity to seep out, but damn, as a 40+-year-old white male dad with 3 teens I would wear the hell out of these shoes
They already make the perfect dad shoe. It’s called the Nike air Monarch. Check it out. https://m.facebook.com/groups/1559899167364297
Can these be ordered, and if so where ?! Please I need the link.
They can’t be ordered because I made them up in Photoshop. Maybe some shoe maker will see this post and make them a reality one day. Ya never know!
Andy u dick. Really wanted a pair
Haha! I feel good/bad whenever I fake someone out that they have to question if something exists or not. So yeah… I’m a dick. 😉
Dad shoes are the shiz!
Yeah if you make these people will buy them…. shit ill buy my father in law a pair. Get this on kickstarter already
Everyone contact Crocs about getting these made. I just sent it to their customer service. They said they don’t do custom orders but if enough people get in touch maybe they’d start making them
Send these to Crocs customer service. See if we can get them in production
I’m starting to think I should do a kickstarter for these! Haha!
Yes you should! Why not?
How do I buy these?
Unfortunately they only exist on my computer in Photoshop. 😉
Hippidy Hoppidy Ima bout to make these ma property…