We all grow up and develop a more mature (hopefully), and darker (probably) outlook on things. When we have kids, a lot of us get to experience children’s movies with our own kids; seeing them with more educated and cynical eyes.
Watching the Lion King is a bit different after you’ve seen a nature show that details out how terrible lions are as fathers. It’s a little harder to laugh along with Goofy once you know that he’s a widowered single dad. My gorsh.
One family movie night recently, I realized that about a decade later, the couple in 101 Dalmatians would experience the most tragic couple of years. “We lost three today, dear. Look away.” I know, I’m awful.
I’m not the only one who’s had these warped thoughts about some Disney classics, but I promise these 22 comics are not quite so morbid.
1. The true curse of the Beast.
2. Sharing is caring.
3. Trippin’ balls.
4. Mirror, mirror, what was that again?
6. Re-imagine this arrow.
7. Maybe they rushed it a bit.
8. Sheesh, Belle. Kinda snobby.
9. What goes around comes around.
10. A rose by a really stupid name, is still a rose.
11. The will of the King.
12. If I fits, I sits.
14. One Punch Beauty.
16. Moral dilemma.
17. The mad Queen.
20. Just a kid.
21. Poor lil’ Chip!
22. Wanna know how I got this scar?