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In Real Life Dad Jokes (Hall of Shame pt. 11)

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Dad Jokes Hall of Shame In Real Life Puns

Anyone with lungs and the ability to speak can tell dad jokes – man, woman or child really – but it takes a special commitment to turn them into prop comedy.

Here are 16 such real-life dad jokes for your en-groan-ment!

1) Strong enough for a man, but made for a dad.

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2) Happy Birthday, son.

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3) Igloo-ception.

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4) Better get a plunger. Or a shoe horn.

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5) First place for sure!

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6) It must be unBEARable.

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7) This is a two-for-one dad joke.

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8) I see a groan in your immediate future.

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9) Space exploration is sweet.

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10) Maybe Victoria’s secret is beekeeping.

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11) Stop, collaborate, and listen…

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12) Some people are just slobs.

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13) This wiener is ready to roll over!

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14) I wonder which got eaten first.

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15) Gotcher nose!

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16) A three-layer dad joke.


 

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4 Comments

4 Responses to “In Real Life Dad Jokes (Hall of Shame pt. 11)”

  1. Brad says:

    Hi Andy,,

    Ok, so I was skeptical at first. Dad jokes are like that. But I am sold. You’ve arranged some good ones here that kept me reading. Bravo. #dadlife

    Dr. Brad

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