Saying fashion changes when you have kids is like saying it’s gotten a bit breezy when you’re caught in a Force-12 hurricane.

Matching outfit? In our parent-haze, we just hope we’re wearing pants when we leave the house. The percentage of time we wear pajamas certainly skyrockets, and our former kidless selves would never have believed the times a robe and slippers have been enough for running out.

With the never-ending game of dirty laundry Tetris we have to play as parents, it can get so bad that we test our clothes like spaghetti, throwing a pair of jeans at a wall to see if it sticks.

Let’s attend a runway show of 5 sadly and bitterly hilarious Fowl Language Comics.

Suffering for Fashion

Wardrobe Malfunction

Wear the Clothes for the Job You Want

Post-Experimental Toddler Chic

Parent Casual

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