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My Wife Just Texted… #235

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My Wife Just Text the dog licked his poop

We didn’t use the garden hose with the high pressure nozel. And by that I mean, I’m not going to admit to such a thing in a public forum like this post.

Kidding. Of course we didn’t fire-hose blast the fluffy, gross weirdo in the face, but man! KAK! We gave it some serious consideration.

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5 Responses to “My Wife Just Texted… #235”

  1. Heather says:

    My Doberman, Killian, likes to visit the litter box buffet. Then I have to brush his teeth to get the litter from around his teeth before he can swallow it. Fun.

  2. Brian says:

    My dog used to have those chew toys made of rope. Well, she would eat them and then later you would have to pull the string out of her butt for her, lmao…. Well, I would make my wife do it, lol…

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