13 Texts Toddlers Would Send if they Could

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Kids are getting their own phones earlier and earlier these days, but I think we can all agree that it’s a TOO SOON situation with kids that haven’t fully mastered things like walking or not drooling or keeping their head upright all the time. Toddlers.

BUT! Imagine if they did have phones, and could text with the clarity of adults, you would see hilarity like this…
 

1) And the bad news is…

If Toddlers Could Text Funny Good News Bad News

 

2) You can run, kitty cat, but you can’t hide.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny I will find you

 

3) Sharing the litter box.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny Can't Quit You

 

4) Worst cat roommate ever.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny Cat Litter

 

5) Caught popcorn-handed.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny Popcorn

 

6) That escalated quickly.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny diaper off

 

7) Was I not supposed to say that?

If Toddlers Could Text Funny grammy respect rules

 

8) A social media fib.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny mom facebook lie

 

9) Don’t worry, I got this.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny peanut butter lotion

 

10) From bad to worse to worst.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny pee mattress

 

11) Not again.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny not again

 

12) Toddlers sharing trade secrets.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny awake since 3:30

 

13) Call the plumber.

If Toddlers Could Text Funny toilet keys

 

Hilarity created by: IfToddlersTexted.tumblr.com
 

3 Comments

  • Jason says:

    My wife has followed your blog closely for quite sometime and as I have recently started a “Dad” blog I checked it out for inspiration. Truly top notch work. Quite impressive. Check mine out sometime if you have a chance. http://www.mediocredad.org
    Really enjoy what you’ve done here.

  • Jeanne says:

    Ha! This is hilarious. I can relate to all of these.

  • melanie says:

    This is REALLY funny AND so true!!

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