My Wife Just… Bought a Dog!?… #225
“We are NOT naming the dog ‘Zombie Laser’!”
““Elizabeth
We’ve been talking about getting a family pet for years, and we finally decided to not let our dreams be dreams and JUST DO IT, to get a family dog. We’re getting him today actually!
A month ago, when we green-lit the idea, I made one condition to my wife: I didn’t want the pooch to have a lame, boring name. You see, while my 6yo son is incredibly imaginative, sometimes naming can get a little basic and literal. Beary Bear (the teddy bear). Horsey (the horse). John (the robot). You get the idea.
6yo son said if we get a dog he wants to name it Zombie Laser.
Or Michael.
— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) July 13, 2015
I thought the suggestion of Zombie Laser was a vast improvement over names like “Michael.” No offense, you Michaels of the world. Let’s just be glad your parents didn’t do enough drugs or play enough video games to name you Zombie Laser and we’ll move on.
ANYWAY! After we saw a picture of our lil’ pup-to-be, we came up with a list of some fun, unique names that everyone liked, and I joked…
Surprisingly, my wife’s eyes lit up and she laughed her approved. I say surprising because her appreciation for technology and the internet often approaches that of the Amish. I pinched her butt and put together this poll for you all to cast your vote. Have fun! Help us decide on our dog’s name!
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WHAT SHOULD WE NAME OUR DOG?
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