Crappy Kids’ Jokes That Are So Crappy They’re Hilarious

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Their laughter is contagious. Which is good, because sometimes their jokes are so bad, contagion is the only hope for a laugh. They can also be soooooo bad, they’re hilarious.

It’s hard not to chuckle when they laughsplode at a joke they’ve just told that makes absolutely no sense, heck!, it may even have below-zero sense, and actually damage your intelligence a little. But it’s worth some fried brain cells to watch them try to make you laugh when there isn’t even a punchline, or even a point, really.

Let’s look at 25 wonderfully horrible jokes from Bad Kids Jokes that Distractify.com brilliantly put into image form. Enjoy the brilliant hilarity (the billarity?)

(Also! Comment with a kid-joke train wreck you’ve heard and it might get added!)
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Cross the Road
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Pooing Lady
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Lick Armpits
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Doctor Doctor
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Wolves
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Waste Time
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Bite a Rock
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Shark Eyes
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Moon Farts
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Walking Dogs
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Ham Contest
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Girls Don't Fart
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Chicken Toilet
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Shut Up
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Lion Legs
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Chicken Croc
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious 13 Snakes
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Scientist Tiger
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Brave Bananas
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Fart Now
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Bees Like
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Butt Head
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Veggie Cros
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Orange Business
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Poopopoly
 


 

From Our Readers Kids!


Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Fish Sandwich
““Jessi S.

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Cow Sand
““Breanne G.
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Chicken Idiot
““Jeff C.
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Penguin Radio
““Sarah P.
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Pig Eat
““Brent A.
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Confused
““Dorothy K.
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Carrot Noises
““Truk R.
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Underwear
““Ann S.
 

Crappy Kids Jokes That Are So Crappy They're Hilarious Tree
““Brian.
 

So bad they’re good, right?! My youngest son’s first joke was “Guess what? Smoke is coming out of Daddy’s butt!!!” And of course he’d erupted into insane, delighted giggles at his own hilarity. And then tell everyone the same joke 7 or 800 more times.


 
Share yours here! I may add yours to the hilarious steaming pile of kid’s jokes.


 

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Actually Funny Pictures
Hopefully these don’t seem like they were written by a child.
 

10 Comments

  • I think the dinosaur joke is my favorite. It’s very succinct.

    • Andy says:

      Something may or may not have flown out of my mouth when I laughed at that one.

  • kate s says:

    Beatrice (age 3) why did the lion cross the road? In a car
    Maddie (age 5) how did the zebra cross the road? On his scooter

    7 months later they still roar with lighter over these 🙂

  • Ammie says:

    My younger sister was probably 8 or so at the time and told the joke “why did the tree bend?” We tried every response we could think of while she sat there just giggling hysterically. When we finally gave up and asked the answer she replied with “because it was a rubber tree!” as she burst into laughter. She’s 25 now and we still tell the joke

    • Andy says:

      Haha! That’s not a joke, that’s a RIDDLE! You’ve got a keeper there. 😉

  • Brian says:

    My daughter makes up about eight jokes a day. This one’s unusual in that is actually pretty funny.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    A tree.
    A tree who?

    a tree who?

    …..
    come on, a tree who?
    That’s the joke, daddy! Trees don’t say anything!

  • Matt says:

    My son’s favorite:
    Him: Knock knock.
    Me: Who’s there?
    Him: Mr. Potato Spit.
    Me: Mr. Potato Spit who?
    Him: [spits on me]

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