1. Arguing With Your Kid?
DON’T ARGUE WITH THEM
It’s so true. Maybe we could apply this same advice to achieve world peace? It’s not like we’re tired, hungry, burnt out, and exasperated. Right?
2. Kid Won’t Eat?
JUST MAKE THEM EAT
Also applicable: if they eat it five times they’ll keep eating it. Picky eaters suck, but pushy advice givers are worse.
3. Kids Won’t Go to Bed
PUT THEM TO BED EARLIER
Kids have an innate ability to go to bed late and wake up even earlier. WHAT’S THE DEAL? And not every kid enjoys sleeping. It seems like most are allergic to sleep until the last possible moment. GREAT.
4. Not enough sex?
JUST SCHEDULE IT
Because kids love following schedules. And never interrupt you.
5. Kids Don’t Respect You
BE A PARENT, NOT A FRIEND
Listen, we all need to help guide our kids and be responsible. But cutting out the ability to relate, joke, console, high five and otherwise add levity to one of the most grueling things a kid will ever do, growing up, is just plain nuts.
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