Anyone with kids above a certain speaking age has had their eyebrows raised into orbit when their kid starts saying… monumentally strange things. They can be weird, razor honest, sweet, embarrassing, wise, and often also hilarious.

Martin Bruckner, art director and father of a 3-year-old daughter named Harper, decided to take some of these strange exchanges with his daughter and turn them into pop art creations in a series called “Spaghetti Toes.” The oddly perfect name came from his wife saying, “Please don’t put spaghetti between your toes,” to his daughter at the dinner table. Fitting for the random and quirky toddler talk it showcases.

I must admit I am completely fallen-and-can’t-get-up in love with the project and he has my deep respect as designer. Enjoy!

She’s going to love the Joker.

Nothin’ says love like stew, right?

What kind of eyebrows are you wearing?

They’re practically medicine.

It’s what we do underneath that defines us.

Prooooobably not a good idea.

Doesn’t get much more bettererest.

You’ve got to show those dogs who’s master.

The what bone is connected to the which bone?

The Blues Bacons.

Hey, a guy tree can grow flowers, too.

Some days are better than others.

Kiss your juice box goodbye.

Awwwwwwwwwww.

Much thanks to Martin for granting me permission to share some of his works with you here. Show this stark raving genius some love and connect with him online.

How to keep Spaghetti Toes between your figurative toes:
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