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Grand Theft LEGO – Bad Product Idea #16

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Grand Theft Auto V 5 Lego Funny Parody Game

Two fanatically popular video game series join forces to create, the crossover video game of the century, Grand Theft LEGO…

“Derivative but so inspired…”
— someone who probably needs a good dictionary

 

Race through the mean streets of Downtown LEGO City with your friends or just slap C4 on their backs, send them off and watch the pretty lights at the press of a detonator switch.

“…a revolutionary marriage of creation and destruction…”
— the imagined review from the ghost of Nicola Tesla

 

Explore! Build! Fly cutely-dimpled, million dollar private jets into convenience stores and, once you’ve evaded the LCPD, rebuild them again!

“The terrorists have won.”
— some guy in a boutique coffee shop

 

Make it rain golden LEGO studs at a strip club. How else will Candy Brickhouse ever make it through computer school? You see, there are touching stories in GTL; real fake digital people; life lessons to be learned on the tough, bumpy streets of LEGO City.

“For serious? I just… I can’t even.”
— the awestruck youth of America

 

Breaking Bad LEGO parody Bricking Bad Walter WhitePssst! If you thought the Walter White action figures were a bad toy idea, wait till you see what Grand Theft LEGO’s first downloadable expansion pack could be.

Sooooo…

The types of shows/toys/books/games/everythings we let, or refuse to let our kids dig into, and at which age, is a personal choice each parent has to figure out for themselves. Sometimes it’s really hard to figure this out.

However… this bad product idea is obviously a pretty flippin’ bad product idea for kids.


 
NOTE: This parody concept is so so so soooooo NOT sanctioned by LEGO or Rockstar Games, publishers of the Grand Theft Auto series. This is for entertainment and thought-provoking purposes only.
 

 

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Thongies Diaper Thongs
The super mega fierce diaper.

Baby Hjölster
The baby carrier for manly men.

Tranquoo Child Anti-Wakefulness System
A tranquilizer gun. For kids. Yes.

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8 Comments

8 Responses to “Grand Theft LEGO – Bad Product Idea #16”

  1. Kippie says:

    Lol. I’ve played every Lego video game that’s come out through to 100%, but I think I’m gonna pass on this one. 🙂

  2. Desiree says:

    Argh! Very bad product idea. Still not as bad as the Breaking Bad action figures sold at kid’s toy stores.

    • Andy says:

      I’m of mixed feelings about that. Parents can still shop Toys ‘R’ Us for a wife-beating, mass murderer of children and destroyer of a whole planet: Darth Vader. I know the Walter White action figure was offensive because the idea of a kid watching Breaking Bad is awful, while it’s social acceptable for kids to watch the Star Wars saga. We live in sensitive times.

  3. Marvin says:

    The sad thing is, I’m sure this has been thought of if not already put into development.

  4. So many things wrong with this. Also, PUMPKIN PIE HEADER! Love.

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