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My Wife Just Said… #149

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“Your snoring last night kept me up for hours. You sounded like a hyena choking on its own snot. Yes you were! I recorded it…” [ Presses play on her phone ]
-Elizabeth

 

I watched her nighttime video intently, more importantly I listened to it. Um. So yeah. We’re lucky a neighbor didn’t call animal protective services, because I really did sound like a hyena or some kind of poor animal suffering from a lethal head cold. I tried to apologize to her but I was concentrating on not pissing my pants from laughing.

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14 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #149”

  1. Betsy says:

    you WILL be putting up the sound bite here, right?

    • Andy says:

      Honestly, I had her send it to me and planned to post it, but… I just don’t really want to scare away all of our site’s visitors. Ha ha!

  2. John says:

    Just tell everyone: “my wife says I’m an animal in bed.” LOL

  3. I have to wear a fairly uncomfortable cpap machine because it helps her to sleep better and supposedly is good for my health and what not.

    • Andy says:

      I hope my “snarggling” doesn’t get so bad and frequent that I need to special equipment. Unless it looks like a storm trooper helmet maybe.

  4. Hahaha love it. My husband has his snoring moments and I do not hold back in telling him about it! I want to record him but usually just settle for poking him in the ribs ;)

    • Andy says:

      The definition of “poke” varies wildly when it comes to my snoring. She hit me in the head once. But it was on “accident.” Ha ha!

  5. Laurie says:

    I feel her pain, I am in the midst of some insomnia so therefore I hear it..Oh well

  6. Christine Taylor says:

    I Have So Done This To My Husband. He Never Realized It Until I DID Record It! Lmbo!

  7. Marie B. says:

    My husband recorded me snoring one night. I knew I snored but oh my god it was awful!

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