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Famed Humorist Found with Banana in Compromising Position
Noted author, symptoms designer, cheap illustrator and humorist, viagra Andy Herald, was found this morning in a compromising position with a tropical fruit. Herald, a native Los Angeleno and pious wearer of iPod/iPhone earbuds, is well-known for his “instructional diagrams” and use of coffee-blood transfusions. This marks the first scandal of this kind for the content creator.
Little is known about what prompted the lewd act with the banana, or when the relationship began, but the Los Angeles Times has full coverage:
We reached out to Mr. Herald for comment, but he was unavailable for response. Representatives for Andy, co-founder of HowToBeADad.com, have issued the following statement:
“OOohhh ohhah hahhh ahhhhha hhahahhh hahaha hahhh oooh.”
We are currently working on a translation for the statement since his agents and publicists are all monkeys.
One thing is for sure, this is certainly not going to be the last time Andy Herald appears in the public eye. His work has been seen by millions and outlets like ABC, HLN, Huff Post and more have reported on HowToBeADad.com. This past year, he co-authored a book with Random House, and brands are clamoring to work with the digital ninjagurumavendivaexpert.
Herald is a writer, humorist, digital wizard and co-founder of HowToBeADad.com, a site with over 500,000 aggregate social followers and around a million pageviews per month. Mostly from his mom. But his mom is really cool.