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My Kid Just Said… #49

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“Wake up wake up good mohning! It’s fwee five eweven o’cwock. You can cwose yo eyes again, I’m done tawking. G’night!”-Lucas (2014, 4.5 years old)

It’s 35:11 o’clock. Do you know where your good night’s sleep is?

I probably mumbled something really intelligent like: Whu? Whu time’s it? Whu’s hmmmrphumph still dark… mmrphh… back to bed m’kay night night.

Every kid has done this to their parents. But the worst times is when your eyes pop open, and no matter what you try THEY WILL NOT STAY CLOSED. You’re awake now. Without the slightest hope of falling back to sleep any time this side of sanity. Crap!

Kids can be the most effective alarm clocks that are the worst.

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6 Responses to “My Kid Just Said… #49”

  1. Laurie says:

    Yikes! You mean kids that age don’t sleep thru the night still?!?!?

  2. Mandy K says:

    Ugh. Mine are well trained to be tv ninjas on non-school days. That 5:11:35 am wake up call. ggrrrr.

  3. Rita says:

    4:00 am wakeup call. Been there done that.

  4. john says:

    i leave for work at 2:30 a.m., and have studied your lessons and have gotten very ninja-esque on my departures. today my wife texted me at 4:30 a.m. and said our son (who is one and on the cusp of speaking, knows a few words) woke her up, yelling from the crib “cra cra” which means cracker. so the …. little rascal woke up at 4:30 a.m. because he wanted a ritz.

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