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Alien vs. Baby

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Alien vs Baby funny comparison

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In space no one can hear you scream. But because we live on a planet with an atmosphere, you get to hear all of the screams. Lots and lots of them once you become a parent. All kinds, too! Your own, your kids’, your neighbors’, store clerks’…

This website is by no means intended to freak the total crap out of couples with plans to have a baby, or travel in space. Quite the opposite! Babies and interstellar travel are super rad. However, when you look at it (or any 3D ultrasound), the whole process of gestating a new human being starts to seem just a bit science-fictiony.

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8 Comments

8 Responses to “Alien vs. Baby”

  1. phill becker says:

    Takes on the morphology of its host.

  2. Alan says:

    Our youngest used to — literally — give me the facehugger when he was hungry and I wasn’t giving him his bottle quickly enough.

    So there’s that, too.

  3. Erich says:

    Love the last 2 items under general attributes. Pure GENIUS as always.

  4. Jo says:

    Science fictiony ~ I like this term. I use ish a lot. And heavy on the ish. ;)

  5. Derek says:

    “Was put in this belly by a grabby, overeager creature.” Sounds like this was written by my wife.

  6. P.Bear says:

    yip, babies enter our home just as THE ALIEN did . unexpectedly. http://pappiebear.blogspot.ch/2014/07/alien-vs-baby.html check this article for another perspective.

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