Alien vs. Baby
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In space no one can hear you scream. But because we live on a planet with an atmosphere, you get to hear all of the screams. Lots and lots of them once you become a parent. All kinds, too! Your own, your kids’, your neighbors’, store clerks’…
This website is by no means intended to freak the total crap out of couples with plans to have a baby, or travel in space. Quite the opposite! Babies and interstellar travel are super rad. However, when you look at it (or any 3D ultrasound), the whole process of gestating a new human being starts to seem just a bit science-fictiony.
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7 Responses to “Alien vs. Baby”
Takes on the morphology of its host.
Soooooooo true, so genius!
Our youngest used to — literally — give me the facehugger when he was hungry and I wasn’t giving him his bottle quickly enough.
So there’s that, too.
Love the last 2 items under general attributes. Pure GENIUS as always.
That’s a adorable in a creepy sort of “adorable enough not to be creepy” way.
Science fictiony ~ I like this term. I use ish a lot. And heavy on the ish.
“Was put in this belly by a grabby, overeager creature.” Sounds like this was written by my wife.