“Boys have a penis, girls have a diamond.”
-Finn (2013, 3.5 years old)
Finn just nailed it. You’re welcome, humanity.
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Emma says: Much better than the term my mother used~”birdie”. Thanks, Finn. I will be borrowing that.
James says: My son used to say his little sister had a butt in the front, but I like the diamond better 🙂
lw says: Lol. My family never had a name for it, but the family I nannied for called it a ‘girly garden’. Still, ‘they’ recommend you teach your kids the proper names for them as it helps them if they ever need to report abuse. I heard of one kid who told the police his uncle played with his ‘golf set’ and they completely missed it until his parents asked him if he’d wiped his golf set as he came out of the loo.
it might be paranoia, but I’d rather suffer the awkwardness of ‘penis’ and ‘vulva’ and have them safe.
With the kids I looked after last year we’d often talk about the access rules as well: only you, mummy, daddy, the nanny (me) and a doctor can look at it, and the only time we can touch is if were wiping bottoms or fixing rashes etc
body confidence and boundaries ate pretty important to get right
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