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• Danielle says:

  at 12:25 pm

  perfect!

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  • Andy says:

    at 11:28 pm

    It is actually very effective. In all honesty. 😉

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• Catherine Lloyd-Evans says:

  at 2:02 pm

  Brilliant! My version: “Er, hi, my name’s Catherine – we can’t have met because a husband of mine would not say that if he wanted to get his leg over…”

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  • Andy says:

    at 11:30 pm

    Ha ha! I do that! I extend my hand to my wife (as if to shake in a first-time meeting) and say “Let me introduce myself…” Ha ha ha ha ha!

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• Gavin says:

  at 12:28 pm

  If my wife even mentions the word “sex”, I’m listening

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  • Andy says:

    at 11:31 pm

    It’s like a damned dog whistle. For husband ears.

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• Laurie says:

  at 4:21 pm

  This works very well in my experience! Would you agree??

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  • Andy says:

    at 11:36 pm

    I don’t want to but yes, I must agree. Plus it makes me laugh insanely.

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• Ryker says:

  at 5:43 am

  “That depends if you want me to trade you in for a younger, hotter model with zero threat of sexual terrorism like this.”

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