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Yup, sounds about right! I get to that point very often..
Not to get too philosophical here but I believe that, in life, there can be no good/right/light without “fuck off”.
That’s it. I want the recording devices out of my house now!
Ha ha! Don’t hate the player or the sound recording devices, hate the game.
I’m a little concerned that my 14 month old son will pick up the words “bitchmonkey” and “fuckwad” from me, but not concerned enough to stop saying them.
You are my new favorite person for saying bitchmonkey and fuckwad. That is all. Carry on.
Awesome! I’ve done well with not swearing around TheBoy myself. Example: I recently jammed my finger quite painfully… I tried to hold it in, because he was right there, and yelped “Owowowowow! Grrrrr!!” and stomped my foot a couple of times. He said, “Daddy, you usually say, ‘MotherJumper.'” LOL Indeed I do lil’ buddy. Indeed I do. (It didn’t hurt so bad after that good belly laugh.)
I think I could be best friends with your wife.
Somehow I think fuck yes.
I’ve got one for you, my husband just said, “Do we have a broom?” Why YES, darling! We have had a broom for the entire span of our co-habitating relationship. You should make it’s acquaintance! It’s red.
Ha ha ha ha! Did you tell him where he could put it once he was done with it?
my daughter went to her sitters when she was just over two. Her sitter went to put her on time out for something small, her response:
“oh for F$%k Sakes, are you high?”
I realized I needed to stop questioning everyone’s sobriety when they did something I didn’t like.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That amazing and awful! ‘Twas awfulmazing.
you think thats Awfulmazing? I can do one better.
My husband has taught our second daughter (20 months) to run into the room, rip open her robe, and yell TA-DA!!!!! Then run away as fast as she can. She did this at her great grandfathers house ripping open her footy PJs.
For some reason that makes me shake my head more.
For some reason that just makes me laugh even harder. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I just spent the last hour enjoying “htbad”.. had set out to do some writing… came across this instead…. yes I am pretty ninja at procrastination. Anyways please point me to more material about non parents initiation into our guild, have 5 friends about to fall into the chasm, and call me sadistic but its (mostly) wickedly funny to watch.
Thanks! Unfortunately the website isn’t yet organized well enough for that. We’ve got plans to make better use of tagging so the topics are grouped.
Our Welcome Mat page has a bit of a selection of stuff. Maybe that’d work. Probably not. But I tried.
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