“Huh?” you say? Yes, that is indeed a wise question. I will explain.
If you wished to become good at something—great at something—like parenting, wouldn’t you want to know what a ninja had to say about it? They weren’t just born ninjas! They became masters of disciplined study and training long before they even got to touch a smoke bomb or knotted rope ladder.
It goes deeper though. You see, parenting is a martial art. If you don’t know this yet, then you don’t have kids. If you do have kids, then you haven’t applied cream to a rash so bad that it’s glowing, or tried to buckle your kid in a car-seat after a full day at an amusement park he/she doesn’t want to leave yet.
But, like all martial arts, you’re either good at it or you get your entire anatomy thoroughly kicked. So learn and train in the non-harmful, self-defense system of ninja parenting. Because dammit, ninjas are rad!
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But they’re there.
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