If this was a real product, it wouldn’t just be for the recently-parented couple with a wagon-wheel coffee table and more pairs of boots than shoes (though it’d be mandatory for those). The Baby Hjölster infant holster carrier would be perfect for anyone who was a little bit country, maybe even a little bit rock ‘n’ roll. It’d also be great for dads with a new kid in towne, that just didn’t feel comfortable with conventional baby carriers.
Heck! While toting your tot around, you could be reliving your own childhood memories of Cowboys and Indians!… Now that I think of it, people haven’t played Cowboys and Indians as much since the way way olden days. Don’t think it’s because of political correctness! Young kids tend to get failing marks at both politics and correctness. Times they just keep on a-changin’, and so do movies and television. For instance, the Baby Shoulder Hjölster model would be good for later generations that once played Cops and Robbers. Hmmmm. I’m noticing a pattern. Hopefully the kids of the future won’t be playing CSI agent and Serial Killer… (shudder)
Anyways! I wandered. Baby Hjölster! Definitely a bad product idea, but a fun one for sure, and probably especially useful for anyone who needed to quickdraw a baby that just made a flash flood in their not-so-long johns.
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