Some people love ’em. Some people hate ’em. I’m talking about all the hyper sexy costumes at seasonal Halloween pop-up stores and costume shops.
Remember when it was witches and fairies and princesses? One thing’s for sure, we’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
So, I’ve decided to put together a showdown! Vote for the sexiest, funniest, most inappropriate costume victor! You decide NOT ONLY who wins, but HOW THEY’VE WON! Even if they’ve failed. Post your votes in the comments!
Let us begin with the Internet’s most epic, age-old debate as the first matchup: Pirate vs Ninja! Enjoy!
Why did I do this? No one will ever know; not even me.
Maybe it had something do with a night last week. I was trying to get my 3yo Lucas into the costume swing of things, so I started to show him on an image search from my iPhone. He was swiping through the pictures and kept asking, “Whussat?” and I would say, “Monkey!” “Dinosaur!” “Flower!” and then “Ummmm… hooker.” I couldn’t help myself. It wasn’t even a prostitute costume (if they even have those anymore), it was just some costume that was so sexified it’s all I could think to answer.
Afterward, thankfully, he didn’t walk up to his mom and ask if he could be a hooker for Halloween.
Thanks to Yandy.com Costumes for the very gracious use of their costume photos!
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There’s some pretty funny stuff after the link.
Not really, just Facebook. But it likes to dress up sexy sometimes, too.