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My Wife Just Called… #79

Posted by on October 2nd, 2012, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."

“Maybe later tonight I can give you a [ehem]J. Mmm-hmm. … Okay, bye, gotta go to the bathroom now!” [hangs up] -Elizabeth

 

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28 Comments

28 Responses to “My Wife Just Called… #79”

  1. Judobean says:

    Dude, does she read this blog?

  2. Kami says:

    She wants to give you a HAND… ::wink wink::

  3. Epic! [Grumbling...Lucky Bastard!]

  4. Gus says:

    That’s why I always do what my wife says!

  5. Jess says:

    I’m hoping she doesn’t mean an FJ, because a) they are WEIRD looking cars that always make me giggle when I read the spare tire cover and b) the mechanics of using one’s foot are tricky…unless you have really great arches. I’m sure Lizzie has great arches.

  6. Carl says:

    This is the kind of sticky situation that could easily get out of hand and blow up in your face. :)

  7. Stefanie says:

    Christmas comes twice a year in your house?

  8. Laurie says:

    Sounds like a good night in your house!! I always tell my husband that a little goes a loooooong way! Strangely enough I don’t have to ask him to do the dishes any more, he just does them..Crazy! ;)

  9. Manda says:

    Is the BJ so powerful that one is able to overlook the “I gotta use the bathroom” part of this?

    Because if my husband was trying to be sexy and mentioned bodily functions at all……yeah, it just doesn’t work for me.

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