My Wife Just Called… #79
“Maybe later tonight I can give you a [ehem]J. Mmm-hmm. … Okay, bye, gotta go to the bathroom now!” [hangs up] -Elizabeth
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28 Responses to “My Wife Just Called… #79”
Dude, does she read this blog?
Right?!
Um. Yes, but I’m going to say she missed this one, on account of the fact that I haven’t been beat to death in my sleep yet.
She wants to give you a HAND… ::wink wink::
She’s so durned helpful it brings a tear of joy to the eye.
Epic! [Grumbling...Lucky Bastard!]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That’s why I always do what my wife says!
Just following orders was never so fun.
I’m hoping she doesn’t mean an FJ, because a) they are WEIRD looking cars that always make me giggle when I read the spare tire cover and b) the mechanics of using one’s foot are tricky…unless you have really great arches. I’m sure Lizzie has great arches.
Ha ha ha ha! Coincidentally we think of the FJ as the Land Cruiser and Hummer love child. (Hmmmm… maybe it’s not a coincidence)
This is the kind of sticky situation that could easily get out of hand and blow up in your face.
EPIC PUN OVERLOAD!!! Ha ha!
Awesome.
I thought so.
Christmas comes twice a year in your house?
Oh my god! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! As long as I do the dishes from time to time. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sounds like a good night in your house!! I always tell my husband that a little goes a loooooong way! Strangely enough I don’t have to ask him to do the dishes any more, he just does them..Crazy!
So crazy! Go figure! Ha ha ha ha! I bet he cleans the s##t out of those dishes too.
Is the BJ so powerful that one is able to overlook the “I gotta use the bathroom” part of this?
Because if my husband was trying to be sexy and mentioned bodily functions at all……yeah, it just doesn’t work for me.
Hmmm. I see your point, but the answer is YES. It is that powerful.
But let me ask you, is the bathroom thing such a bad turn off that it lasts through the day into the evening?
Depends on how vivid my mental imagery is that day. You know how people get songs stuck in their head? I get pictures stuck in there. LOL
Maybe she doesn’t need the receptacle, just the locking door.
Is that some kind of crazy wild euphemism I’m unfamiliar with? Ha ha!
I’ll admit…..sometimes, I’ll go in there just to hide from the kids.
Oh wow, that reminds me of… EVERY PARENT THAT EVER HAD A BATHROOM EVER.
What bathroom?
Home. I was at work.