Babies and toddlers have lots to do, all the time. Even when they have nothing to do, they’ll be busy doing something. But feeding can be suuuuuch an annoyance.
Babies shouldn’t be required to put down the blocks every single chow time, wrapping themselves around Mommy’s midsection to suckle, or impersonating a sack of potatoes in someone’s arms for feeding. Or even having to carry the obscene weight of those clunky bottles themselves!
We’ve come up with a solution for those little ones that are fed up with the interruptions of being fed: The Boob Hat.
Inspired by the beauty of a mother’s breast, and by the function of a beer hat and other wearable drinking vessels, the Boob Hat frees a baby from this pesky disruption to their lifestyles.
Just ask any baby or toddler what could be better than having both hands free for fun and frolic while they’re feeding. Okay, sure. Maybe they can’t really answer you yet, or if they can it’s something about unicorns or trains. Whatever. You get the idea.
So! Prove to your baby that you really do love them by buying them something! Grab your own Boob Hat today!
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