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My Kid Just Said… #7

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[Sigh] “I feel so relaxed. Like I just peed.” [Everyone bursts out laughing] What!?! It makes you feel relaxed!” -Max (2010, 10 years old)

Max fallen asleep in the carRelaxation Level: Max.

We all voiced our agreement by laughing even harder.

He was right! It’s true. It’s not something you talk about over tea and crumpets. Or ever really. Still, it’s true. The harder the need to go pee, the more relieving and relaxing the release.

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16 Responses to “My Kid Just Said… #7”

  1. Seth Gray says:


    Also, my grandpa says: “there’s nothing more underrated than a good bowel movement”


  2. Tracy says:

    Ha! Very true!

  3. Andrea says:

    Well somebody had to say it out loud!

  4. Danielle says:

    ahaha thats great. My grandma was the kind of lady who if it was inappropriate dinner conversation-thats when it would come out of her mouth lol

  5. John says:

    It does help you sleep

  6. Seth Cross says:

    And here I thought taking a poo was the most relaxing thing to do…

  7. Jac says:

    Kids do have a knack for saying things that are either eye-popping truths or what many of us don’t dare admit (at least not in public).

    My son, (now 7 1/2) has had a facination with his farts since he was about 2 1/2 or 3. He would proudly and loudly announce not only that he farted, but where he farted: “I farted on the chair!”, “I farted on my beeeed!”, and if you happened to be holding him,”I farted on your aaaaarm!!!”.

    These announcements would always be followed by him (and everyone else) laughing. Until one day… He let out this loud and long “butt breeze”, took a deep breath through his nose and says: “MMMMMMM… I LOVE MY FARTS!!!”

    Needless to say how much EVERYONE present was ROTFL. Though it may be hilarious, I think my son has touched on something that many of us would only admit to ourselves.

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