[hands behind back ]
“I do NOT hab poop on my fingews.”
There are some lies you hear that instantly tell you the truth. When someone says they don’t mean to sound a certain way or offend, you know that means they are immediately going to sound that way or be offensive. So when a kid walks up to you and announces their innocence, it kinda sorta totally completely announces guilt. That and the brown stuff covering their hands.
You really want it to be chocolate. You wouldn’t even mind if it was some sugar thievery. But, alas… ARG! That’s not chocolate!!!
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