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My Wife Just Said… #69

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“Yeah? Not if you ever want to see THIS again. Or touch these!” -Elizabeth


Before anyone gets all upitty on the topic of sextortion, bear in mind that this was a humorous statement that had the two of us in stitches, and also that it’s also a very effective form of motivation.



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26 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #69”

  1. Lacey S says:

    I wish this worked on my hubby πŸ™ But then he just reminds me of how much I would miss it, and I cave…

  2. Tad says:

    We don’t know the context here. She could have been referring to the coffee maker and the cookie jar. Which would be much more severe.

  3. Victor says:

    Yet after a thoughtful process I cannot find a link between sextortion and coffee machines and cookie jars… :/

  4. Jolene says:

    Haha – It does take humor to have a successful marriage. Well humor and sex.

  5. Ty says:

    I find it Dunn that this post is My wife just said…#69.”

  6. Ty says:

    I find it funny that this post is My wife just said…#69.”

    • Andy says:

      Ahhhhhh! Yeah, originally it was going to be a quote about babies and then I typed in the headline and had to switch it to something a little more… appropriate to the number. πŸ˜‰

  7. charlotte says:

    yeah that wouldn’t work for me. I try then he reminds me that he could last longer without sex then I could…..

  8. Laurie says:

    I find this sort of humor to be essential, makes the days easier when you have someone making you laugh! Well played Lizzie, well played! I can’t say I have not used this technique myself a time or 2..

    • Andy says:

      Ha ha! So true. Laughter is the glue that sticks things together and the grease to make it smooth… when sex isn’t happening. Which is a large percentage of time when you add it all up. πŸ˜‰

  9. Krieger says:

    Normally followed by my response. “Dang You Libido!”

  10. Shazz says:

    Andy, you sound like the kid at the back of the room calling out and wanting attention, just enjoy the comments from the ladies.

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