My Wife Just Said… #69
“Yeah? Not if you ever want to see THIS again. Or touch these!” -Elizabeth
Before anyone gets all upitty on the topic of sextortion, bear in mind that this was a humorous statement that had the two of us in stitches, and also that it’s also a very effective form of motivation.
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I wish this worked on my hubby
But then he just reminds me of how much I would miss it, and I cave…
Lucky husband.
I’m the same way! He just says “you can’t last very long without it” and he’s right… damn it! lol
Same here Lacey! Or he says, “I can always use my hand. YOU’D miss it a lot more than ME.” And he’s right. LOL.
You women are rad. Your weakness is a strength.
We don’t know the context here. She could have been referring to the coffee maker and the cookie jar. Which would be much more severe.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It’s whatever you most fear. Like Luke going into the cave in Empire.
Nice reference. “Luke…your condoms…you will not need them.”
Yet after a thoughtful process I cannot find a link between sextortion and coffee machines and cookie jars… :/
You’re just not thinking hard enough. Let me help you out. There’s also a Blendtek blender and a kitchen mop involved.
Some people get pretty naughty with their baked goods, but you’re right, it is a stretch.
Haha – It does take humor to have a successful marriage. Well humor and sex.
You are a wise woman and you have my respect.
I find it Dunn that this post is My wife just said…#69.”
I seriously spent 5 minutes trying to find any kind of sensible meaning for “Dunn” on the internet. Help me out here.
There really needs to be an iPhone autocorrect translator
I find it funny that this post is My wife just said…#69.”
Ahhhhhh! Yeah, originally it was going to be a quote about babies and then I typed in the headline and had to switch it to something a little more… appropriate to the number.
yeah that wouldn’t work for me. I try then he reminds me that he could last longer without sex then I could…..
Wow. I never even thought of the roles being reversed on this sort of thing. Crazy.
I find this sort of humor to be essential, makes the days easier when you have someone making you laugh! Well played Lizzie, well played! I can’t say I have not used this technique myself a time or 2..
Ha ha! So true. Laughter is the glue that sticks things together and the grease to make it smooth… when sex isn’t happening. Which is a large percentage of time when you add it all up.
Normally followed by my response. “Dang You Libido!”
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Andy, you sound like the kid at the back of the room calling out and wanting attention, just enjoy the comments from the ladies.
But I am that kid at the back of the room.