My Wife Just Said… #39
[Baby sick] “I think one of his plugged up nostrils finally cleared up, he’s nursing like MAD now! I’m so glad, my boobs are ready to explode!”
-Elizabeth
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18 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #39”
I sure don’t miss that feeling. I do miss how hot my boobs looked though LOL.
I don’t know about the hot thing when they are about to explode…more like veiny and stretchy…and leaky…
Oh there’s nothing like motherhood to make us really appreciate our bodies… From Venus to Gaia.
Amen sistah.
How they looked? I just miss her boobs. Period. I want my boobies back!!! I mean hers. (but I really mean mine, because yes I do consider them mine. Hey! They mean more to me than they do to her. I rest my case)
Hmm… Nah, never mind…
Ummmmm. Yeah… ha ha! Best that we never mind. Shhhhhh…
Dude. There are times I could take out a target from across the room. Exploding boob indeed.
She once “shot” me from four feet. She’s a marksman. And I didn’t mind getting shot one bit.
And did you respond compassionately like the good husband that you are? Or did you think like me? Yay, engorged boobies!
Yes. … All of the above.
I feel her pain…
I know it must be awful, but… those nearly exploding boobs had 110% of my attention. I know, I’m a bad dad.
LMFAO! You sound like Jon…but good lord those things get painful hahahaha
That’s the worst part. You want them so bad but at the same time they’re soooo off limits because they hurt, which results in you wanting them soooooooooooo badly. But you didn’t hear of this from me. I’m just talking about a friend I heard of… or something.
Hahahahahahaa oh men….
LOL
ugh…i hate plugged up nostrils and engorgement! its the worst
Nothing strange about that to me! Sounds like something I would have said while breastfeeding!