Consider this a crash course in emergency preparedness for expectant parents, or a badge of acknowledgement for those parents who’ve already made it through. Also, if there does actually happen to be an attack on your city from a giant monster born of atomic testing, know that your skills in managing and raising a baby will serve you well.
Yes. Godzilla. Sure, there’s a scale problem with this comparison. Babies don’t get anywhere near the altitude Godzilla hits, who towers 50 meters tall (167 feet). But make no mistake. When that baby arrives, your home is now Tokyo, and soon the wheels on the bus won’t go round and round any longer.
You could reason that babies have smoother skin than our lofty lizard’s avocado hide, and we all know that (most) babies don’t have tails, but you’re nitpicking at this point! Pay attention! Lives are at stake! The monster attack is upon you and, in the case of a baby, it’s going last around two decades! However, just like Godzilla, you’ll somehow love living through the rampage as it all unfolds. Or topples into rubble, as the case may be.
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