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My Wife Just Said… #24

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“You do realize, because of your iPhone Facebook app, I see your forehead more than your eyes.”



21 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #24”

  1. Stephanie K. says:

    It’s always comforting to know I’m not alone on two levels: 1. Someone else has insane sleep habits like me and 2. Someone else loses their husband to a tiny phone…

    • andy says:

      I love bringing people comfort. I’ll tell Lizzie, the next time she’s trying to pry me from my iPhone, that there are people out there that are relying on me, husbands whose relationships might even be thrown into question, if it weren’t for me normalizing horrible manners and etiquette with telecommunications technology. 😉

  2. My husband is constantly attached to his darn smart phone…ugh…I don’t see the appeal!


    • andy says:

      Just don’t fear what you don’t understand. That’s all we ask. Oh, and don’t hit us with cast iron frying pans when we’re looking at our devices, it’s just not fair. Like shooting a gunslinger in the back.

  3. Avara says:

    Here’s another wife looking for her husband lost behind a small electronic device and the word “Twitter”.

  4. Fred S. says:

    To have a reply from another guilty husband, I get the same reaction and comments…”If it’s not your computer, it’s your iPad or your phone” ha ha ha. But my reply to that would be, “Give me this one thing… I’m at home all the time being driven to insanity by our monsters of children. It’s my “Happy Place” or my, to quote from Seinfeld, my “serenity now!” place. ha ha ha.

  5. I’ve been hearing that a lot lately. Haven’t looked up long enough to see who it is, but I think it might be my wife. Maybe I should check.

  6. Chris says:

    It’s “work” related. She should understand! You guys have brought so much light into fatherhood for me! She must understand some of us guys can’t function without this site. Keeps me sane knowing I’m not the only one doing some of the crazy stuff with my son.

    • andy says:

      Holy blushing butt cheeks, Batman! You just made my week! And probably just gave me the strength to stay up until 3am tonight working on tomorrow’s post even though I’m exhausted already and we don’t really make any money off the site. Ha ha ha ha ha! <- (insane burst of laughter) P.S. That's been my argument, the work related thing, but she has the very effective counter: "EVERYTHING you do is work related!"

  7. Lizzie says:

    It is sad but true!! I guess this is reason enough for me to get my new tattoo, yes? 😉

  8. Hey, if you’re using Facebook on the phone, at least you can poke each other!

  9. Shawn says:

    Personally, I think the women have nothing to complain about. The men are just focusing on that which provides stimulus, ergo the response. Perhaps the women need to provide ‘stimulus’ for there men???
    Just asking…

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