Redneck vs. Baby
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Sometimes the truth is unpleasant. Sometimes it slouches and belches and hollers and stares us straight in the face with half-lidded eyes. Observing your baby, or someone else’s, can sometimes leave you with a puzzled and slightly alarmed crinkle in your brow as you witness behavior that would only be considered normal on an episode of Hee Haw or a demented version of the The Dukes of Hazzard.
That’s right. The similarities between a baby and a redneck are undeniable. We sincerely apologize if we made you love your baby a little less or made you begin imagining the ominous plucks of a banjo playing in the background. Take heart, being a baby is a phase that science has proven your child will grow out of.
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17 Responses to “Redneck vs. Baby”
Haha, this whole series is gold!
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WOW! Too true!
Just as great as the others! Love these comparisons. Pure genius.
Does this mean my baby gets those attributes pretty honest being from Redneck stock? I do cut the mullet off of him so that we can blend in to Portland city life. Everyone got a little upset that I keep my boys with the military high and tight haircuts, but we are just hiding a little heritage!! Lol
Hah! Rest assured, this comparison applies to ANY baby, redneck or not, mullet or crew-cut or emo hipster shaggy mop.
This “ID” was awesome!
You guys gotta do one comparing old person vs baby… they are pretty similar too!
Ha ha! Yeeeessss! We’ve already got that one on the list.
Haha!! Love this!
Given my upbringing in Tennessee, the number of similarities in our home is considerably higher that what’s presented here.
I was looking at my son’s hair and was thinking it looked like a mullet just earlier this week. This confirms it.
Fuckin’ funny!!! Ladies and Gentlemen!!! LMAO!!!
Boys! I’ve been sick for 3 weeks because I gave up drinking for January and damn. What a thing to come back to….pure genius. You get the Idahahite seal of approval and a east side of Washington by proxy. My relatives will be putting this on their fridges for generations!
LOL! We’re official and accredited now. Ha ha!
my baby girl’s face is so sweet. Long eye lashes, adorable smile, tiny new tooth… and then you get her naked, and it’s a whole other story! Flabby, big belly with so many folds, tiny monkey butt, fat feet…pick her up and she burps! And, am I the only one that thinks my baby *just kinda* looks like a larvae? LoL!
Larva!!! LMFAO!!!!!!