Sometimes the truth is unpleasant. Sometimes it slouches and belches and hollers and stares us straight in the face with half-lidded eyes. Observing your baby, or someone else’s, can sometimes leave you with a puzzled and slightly alarmed crinkle in your brow as you witness behavior that would only be considered normal on an episode of Hee Haw or a demented version of the The Dukes of Hazzard.
That’s right. The similarities between a baby and a redneck are undeniable. We sincerely apologize if we made you love your baby a little less or made you begin imagining the ominous plucks of a banjo playing in the background. Take heart, being a baby is a phase that science has proven your child will grow out of.
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