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Redneck vs. Baby

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Redneck vs Baby an illustrated comparison

 

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Sometimes the truth is unpleasant. Sometimes it slouches and belches and hollers and stares us straight in the face with half-lidded eyes. Observing your baby, or someone else’s, can sometimes leave you with a puzzled and slightly alarmed crinkle in your brow as you witness behavior that would only be considered normal on an episode of Hee Haw or a demented version of the The Dukes of Hazzard.

That’s right. The similarities between a baby and a redneck are undeniable. We sincerely apologize if we made you love your baby a little less or made you begin imagining the ominous plucks of a banjo playing in the background. Take heart, being a baby is a phase that science has proven your child will grow out of.

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19 Comments

19 Responses to “Redneck vs. Baby”

  1. Haha, this whole series is gold!

  2. Kimberly says:

    Just as great as the others! Love these comparisons. Pure genius.

  3. Nicole from Portland says:

    Does this mean my baby gets those attributes pretty honest being from Redneck stock? I do cut the mullet off of him so that we can blend in to Portland city life. Everyone got a little upset that I keep my boys with the military high and tight haircuts, but we are just hiding a little heritage!! Lol

  4. Skye Diaz says:

    This “ID” was awesome! ;) You guys gotta do one comparing old person vs baby… they are pretty similar too!

  5. the muskrat says:

    Given my upbringing in Tennessee, the number of similarities in our home is considerably higher that what’s presented here.

  6. I was looking at my son’s hair and was thinking it looked like a mullet just earlier this week. This confirms it.

  7. alibaba says:

    Fuckin’ funny!!! Ladies and Gentlemen!!! LMAO!!!

  8. Boys! I’ve been sick for 3 weeks because I gave up drinking for January and damn. What a thing to come back to….pure genius. You get the Idahahite seal of approval and a east side of Washington by proxy. My relatives will be putting this on their fridges for generations!

  9. 2 is awesome. says:

    my baby girl’s face is so sweet. Long eye lashes, adorable smile, tiny new tooth… and then you get her naked, and it’s a whole other story! Flabby, big belly with so many folds, tiny monkey butt, fat feet…pick her up and she burps! And, am I the only one that thinks my baby *just kinda* looks like a larvae? LoL!

  10. Larry says:

    Funny and clever.

  11. Chris says:

    I was just telling my wife this last night! Our 15 mos old had a white shirt on that was stained with who-knows-what from the days adventures, waddling around making tractor noises, farting every 3 min. His name was Cletus for the rest of the night…

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