If the inventor of Lil’ Chompers Baby Dentures were a real person and not just the hypothetical creator of a fictional bad product concept we created to entertain you, then at one point he probably became preoccupied with thoughts of how awful it would be to have an incomplete set of teeth. Maybe this thought was sparked when he crossed paths with a really broken-down homeless person, or attended a really crazy hockey game, who knows, the important part is that later he’d take particular notice of a newborn baby… of course, History would have stepped in at this point to take over the rest.
“All babies are born with no teeth!” he would shout, maybe even thumping his fist on a conference table, as he frantically pitched the idea to some potential investors. And, as every good businessperson knows: when there’s an absence of demand, you can always throw supply at a huge potential market and wait for demand to catch up. But even investors have to play hard-to-get before they get into any bed, so maybe they asked something like, “What about potential backlash—” But the inventor wouldn’t even let them finish the sentence, blurting, “Hey! If the elderly can wear diapers!… Huh? C’mon! Turnabout is fair play!” They would have nodded, convinced.
Alas, Lil’ Chompers isn’t a real product which means it can’t have had an inventor. But we salute you, hypothetical inventor guy, and your dedication to a crazy vision and your frothing drive to see all babies outfitted with a full set of pearly whites.*
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