My Wife Just Said… #31
“They say ‘Mockery is the highest form of flattery’… Or was it ‘mimicry’? Whatever. One or the other.” -Elizabeth
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7 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #31”
Hahaha I love these “my wife said” post it notes! I’m a new follower.
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Jamie
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Then you’re one of our favorite kinds of person! Tomorrow hopefully you become our other kind of favorite person: a regular follower.
It’s a fine line….especially when you have teenagers.
It is a fine line. But somehow it seems like that fine line gets really gray and blurry as they get older.
You have no idea!
We’re driving to our daughter’s birthday party this weekend and my wife was in the back seat feeding the baby. Out of the blue, my wife says “The only problem with big dogs is they take human size dumps.”
I didn’t know how to respond except to say “True.”
After that we just drove in silence. Thankfully.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! But hopefully the human dumps have the advantage of being “deployed” in the toilet. Ha ha ha ha ha!