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My Wife Just Said… #17

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“My farts go faster than this guy! My GOD! Go around him already!” – Elizabeth

 

19 Comments

19 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #17”

  1. Tad says:

    My mental gears are gnashing, trying to compute the comparison here. I would be curious where she fits on the following scale:

    http://www.dedoimedo.com/physics/lift-fart.html

    i.e., the driver in question could potentially have been moving quite rapidly.

  2. Lizzie says:

    If there is such thing as a “necessary backseat/sideseat driver” I would be that person … in the case of my husband of course, hehe. Sorry Luv, but a little guidance never hurt anyone…well at least not permanently.

    -The Wife

    • andy says:

      Ha ha ha ha ha! Amazing! You’re my human nav system. Except you don’t speak with a soft, slightly “deaf since birth” accent that they normally have.

      -The Husband

  3. Brenda says:

    Ok so fairly new to your blog, love it! This statement totally made my day!

    • andy says:

      In all fairness to me as the driver, her farts do go pretty fast. You can’t clock one on a radar gun, but I gather I was going fast enough. Ha ha!

  4. Kimberly says:

    So funny. That’s a keeper quote for sure.

  5. Robert says:

    Beautiful, just beautiful ๐Ÿ™‚

    • andy says:

      In all fairness to my wife, her farts are beautiful. Like a single fairy hiccup or a the bow of tree swaying in the wind or something pretty sounding.

      • Robert says:

        Dude seriously?!
        My wife has some amazing points but… ha ha you got it bad!

        • andy says:

          Ha ha ha! Actually I have no idea. She’s pretty private about what she calls “pooters.” I just wanted to write something like cheesy high school poetry so she doesn’t put a pillow over my head tonight for making it seem like she rips ’em like a rail gun.

          I do have it bad, but in a good way. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Robert says:

            Well in that case high school poetry FTW. It’s really good to get it bad power to ya ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. JRoman says:

    Not funny. Or amusing.

  7. Ms Sharealot says:

    “Stinking” hilarious!

    • andy says:

      The good part is, apparently they don’t stink too bad when they go really fast. It’s the slow ones you gottta watch out for. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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