Posted by Andy on July 6th, 2011, under "MY WIFE JUST SAID..."
19 Responses to “My Wife Just Said… #17”
My mental gears are gnashing, trying to compute the comparison here. I would be curious where she fits on the following scale:
i.e., the driver in question could potentially have been moving quite rapidly.
I’m not terrific at math or physics, but this is brilliant. My kind of math and physics for sure.
If there is such thing as a “necessary backseat/sideseat driver” I would be that person … in the case of my husband of course, hehe. Sorry Luv, but a little guidance never hurt anyone…well at least not permanently.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Amazing! You’re my human nav system. Except you don’t speak with a soft, slightly “deaf since birth” accent that they normally have.
Ok so fairly new to your blog, love it! This statement totally made my day!
In all fairness to me as the driver, her farts do go pretty fast. You can’t clock one on a radar gun, but I gather I was going fast enough. Ha ha!
So funny. That’s a keeper quote for sure.
Beautiful, just beautiful
In all fairness to my wife, her farts are beautiful. Like a single fairy hiccup or a the bow of tree swaying in the wind or something pretty sounding.
My wife has some amazing points but… ha ha you got it bad!
Ha ha ha! Actually I have no idea. She’s pretty private about what she calls “pooters.” I just wanted to write something like cheesy high school poetry so she doesn’t put a pillow over my head tonight for making it seem like she rips ‘em like a rail gun.
I do have it bad, but in a good way.
Well in that case high school poetry FTW. It’s really good to get it bad power to ya
Not funny. Or amusing.
You know what’s really funny and amusing to me? That you went to the trouble to fill out an email address and type this out.
Know what else isn’t funny or amusing? Your whole life, evidently.
Chill. Learn to take criticism better. The entire site isn’t lame. Just this post.
Again, you took the time to comment. Go you!
The good part is, apparently they don’t stink too bad when they go really fast. It’s the slow ones you gottta watch out for.
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