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  • Sarah Reed says:

    You should try it at two years!

    • andy says:

      Ha ha! I am presently about to begin trying it at two years old. Oh man! He’s so cute and cuddly, but he’s also now like a little space heater. But the kind of space heater that is capable suddenly lashing out and delivering some pretty impressive pounds-per-square-inch with those little legs of his.

    • charlie says:

      Staccato snuggles are okay. But all-nighter snuggles with a 2 year old can be deadly. Look for many more of these “Instructional Diagrams”. We have a ton.

  • Just wait ’till they’re four. At that age, you can be woken from a dead sleep with a toe up your nose.

    • charlie says:

      I have to wait until he’s four for that to happen? My son might be a savant then. He’s got a toe up each nostril at this very moment. Viva la iPhone!

  • andy says:

    You know what? What you said just makes me want to see how far I can put my son’s toe in my nostril.

  • Natalie says:

    I love it! Can there be jazz feet, too? As in, “Mom! Dad! Watch as I jazz feet your face! Don’t you love the feel of my traction bottom footie pj’s on your face at 2am?”

    • andy says:

      LOL! Yes, sadly yes, traction pads and all. Yikes, those thing feel like they can rub off a nostril when you get a feistier “jazz step” or “jazz kick.”

      • stacey says:

        Its even worse when they figure out the timing for the “heel, turn, stomp”

        • Andy says:

          Yikes! I just got a picture of A Chorus Line… and those gals were wearing heals… Sharp heals… so the “stomp” part got an extra quakey shudder from me. 😉

  • Tiffini C. says:

    We call this one The Serial Killer, because our son used to take his hands and burrow them into our necks. And would not stop burrowing ALL NIGHT LONG. To this day his obsession with necks is, well, creepy.

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