Tag: Funny

Parent Sex Pro Tip: Toys

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There’s good advice and there’s bad advice. And then there’s advice that’s so weird and confusing, you don’t know which one it is. One thing that’s certain is that sex deprivation, the lame prize in the cereal box of parenthood, can often make even the worst advice seem plausible. Or something. Maybe. ““ Follow us […]



Crust: A Child’s Natural Enemy

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As parents, attempting to feed your kids good food (or any food) can be an endless, nerve-wracking journey through Internet articles and grocery store aisles. For all the warnings and alerts out there, there exists a serious danger not posted online or on any package. A dietary risk to your child as unsettling as sugar […]



My Wife Just Said...

My Wife Just Said… #106

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“It’s not my fault. Potato chips are addicted to me, I’m not addicted to them.” [Crunch] -Elizabeth   ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”There’s lost and then there’s lost-lost. Know the difference.   Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.



I Call Bullshhhhh…

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I call bulls**t! Whenever I see something impossible like this, that’s my immediate reaction. Maybe not always out loud, but sometimes definitely out and plenty loud. I’ve been fooled too many times by the Internet, and before that, by television and film when I was a kid.* * Do you like how I’m making it […]



Caveman Love

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Not all dads fall in love with their baby right away. There, I said it. Now, I can see that you’re reaching for your pitchforks and torches. Before you light that Zippo, hear me out. Dad blogs are full of images of new fathers cooing over their babies and expressing tearful joy over their new […]



My Wife Just Said...

My Wife Just Said… #105

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“You want to know where I put it? Hmmmm… I’m not sure. Somewhere! At least we know I put it somewhere.” -Elizabeth   ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Paging Doctor Mommy.   Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us.



Ninja Parent Lessons: Tickle Attacks, Part 3 (Advanced)

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I want you to know that I risk my life sharing this shadowy Eastern warrior wisdom with you. Not just because I’m continuously risking assassination from ninjas seeking silent but deadly (not that kind) revenge for broadcasting their proprietary trade secrets, but also because I can be life-threateningly ticklish myself. The next shave I get […]



Who Is Richard Bushman REALLY? (April Fool’s Final Reveal)

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Our first guest-poster, Richard Bushman, is… Prominent mommy blogger and inventor of Twitter parties, Amy Lupold Bair! www.resourcefulmommy.com (@ResourcefulMom) Happy April Fool’s Day!   Don’t believe us? Well, come to our Twitter party we’re co-hosting with Amy tomorrow night at 5pm PST/8pm EST to win prizes and stuff for the launch of our book. Just […]



Who Is Richard Bushman REALLY? (April Fool’s Reveal Part 3-4)

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April Fool’s!!! Richard Bushman is not just not Richard Bushman, he is not a MAN. She’s a woman! Muhuhahhahaha! You can’t be mad at us, either, like when we faked the death of our website last year! It’d be sexist or something if you were pissed about this, right? (We’re crossing our fingers, just in […]



Who Is Richard Bushman REALLY? (Dramatic Reveal Part 2-4)

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We know this is just a tormenting tease. But we really just can’t help ourselves. Recap from Part 1: Richard Bushman, our first guest-poster, is not actually Richard Bushman. This news won’t be surprising to those that thought “Dick Bushman” was just a little too porn-star a name to be real. Which it isn’t. The […]