Tag: Funny

Kid Definishons Undiewares

Kid Definishons: “Undiewares”

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It’s a pretty safe assumption that if you’re reading this, you’ve probably been wearing underwear for several years. Hopefully not the same pair. Whatever the condition of your undergarments, you must admit it’s been a long time since your parents first slipped a pair of undies on you instead of a diaper. You probably don’t […]



Jell-O Espresso Shots product shot Jello

Bad Product Idea #14: Jell-O Espress-O Shots NEW FLAVOR

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“THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELL-O.” AND SINCE, FOR PARENTS, THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR SLEEP BUT NEVER ACTUALLY ANY… WHAT IF WE COULD LIVE THE WILD LIFE, ENJOY DESSERT AND DRINK HIGH-POWERED ESPRESSO ALL AT ONCE IN THE FORM OF JELL-O SHOTS!?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST FINALLY MAKES SENSE!! WATCH OUT, ENERGY DRINKS! WHO NEEDS “WINGS” […]



Parenting Metaphor: Fake Bungee Jumping

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You are diving into an abyss when you decide to have a child. No matter how prepared or learned you are, parenting can be a great equalizer. Parenting advice can only get you so far I think this video of a bunch of Norwegian dudes pranking a groom-to-be at his bachelor party sums it up […]



Parenterms Dadgerous

Parenterms: “Dadgerous”

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Not everyone is handy just because they have hands, but when you become a dad you may find yourself suddenly possessed of the desire to build stuff. Even if you don’t have the desire, you’re still possessed in a way, like one would be with a demon. Possessed with some or all of the duties […]



Daddy Vader

Daddy Vader Says… Hide and Seek

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Really though? With little kids, hide and seek is more like “hide and give up” or “hide and scream out where your cool hiding place is right away.” So, Daddy Vader being a menacing, inexorable seeker just doesn’t seem that Dark as far as sides of the Force go. As they get older though, watch […]



My Wife Just Said...

My Wife Just Said… #117

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“No way, no more! I think you’ve watched more Winnie the Pooh than Winnie the Pooh. Give me my phone back, please.” -Elizabeth   ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Worry. It’s not just an emotion, it’s a way of life. Follow us on Facebook. It’s the best way to stay connected to us. 



Daughter Insurance

Do Right By My Daughter Insurance

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If I had a daughter, there would be certain “demonstrations” of prowess, cunning and fortitude on my part. Potential suitors would come to understand that she is an individual first, a daughter second and a partner third. Items two and three might get confused for others, at times, but never for me. If I had […]



Convos With My 2 Year Old The Pants Episode 6

“The Pants” Episode 6: Convos With My 2 Year Old

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We know it from birth and all through our lives: no pants really are the best pants. For young kids they can even be torturous. So yeah, good luck with that, every parent on the planet. Subscribe to ConvosWith2YrOld to follow the series. (Liking, favoriting and commenting help videos on YouTube, so go nuts.) ““ […]