My Wife Just Texted… #235

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We didn’t use the garden hose with the high pressure nozel. And by that I mean, I’m not going to admit to such a thing in a public forum like this post. Kidding. Of course we didn’t fire-hose blast the fluffy, gross weirdo in the face, but man! KAK! We gave it some serious consideration. […]



The Most Talented Baby Pianist In Ever

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It seems like the flow of information in this internet age has produced brilliance and talent at never-before-seen rates. Child prodigies seem to be cropping up faster and it’s humbling to see the level of genius possible in such tiny people. It’s honestly intimidating. Today I want introduce you to the most brilliant pianist I’ve […]



Barbie Made Her Do It! (Adorable VIDEO)

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After countless comics of Calvin talking and playing with his stuffed tiger, Hobbes, and after all the Toy Story movies, parents still just don’t seem to get it. TOYS ARE ALIVE! To kids, anyway. Especially when they need a scapegoat. Or, in this case, a scapedoll. Watch this little cutie get all passionate snotted-up while […]



Haunted House or Just a House with a Kid?

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This Instructional Diagram is brought to you by the rad people at Redfin.   When your house becomes possessed by a baby or kid, paranormal activity becomes very parent-normal. If you want to do some ghost hunting, you don’t need to put on night-vision goggles and stumble around a condemned house hyperventi-whimpering. Just visit the […]



Does Your Kid Have #Narkidlepsy?

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Yes, I freaking used a hashtag in a title of blog post. No, I don’t think the whole world is going to come crashing down because of it. Shall we press on? Simply put, I want to know if your kid falls asleep in the most random places and positions. Because my kids, while they […]



A Lil’ Dinosaur and His Dad (10 Sweet Comics)

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The adorable, lighthearted cleverness of Liz Climo is like the favorite treat for anyone’s very own spirit animal, younger or older. Here are some of the comics in her series and book about Rory the dinosaur and his dad. I dare you to try not to fall in awwwwwwww with them.   Tickles



Jumping For Joy

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It's a 'Finn's favorite things' mashup masterpiece by @blue_cupcake. He's gonna lose his mind. A photo posted by Charlie N Andy HowToBeADad.com (@howtobeadad) on Oct 10, 2015 at 11:02am PDT Last weekend, we celebrated Finn’s sixth birthday. My lucky number, six. When I started writing on this digital notebook, he wasn’t yet two-years-old. That’s some […]



Baby Shower Cake GROSS-O-METER CHALLENGE!

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I present to you a challenge here. Here’s the deal. People throw baby showers, often with “special” cakes for the occasion. And for whateeeeeever reason””silliness gone wildly wrong or some purely insane cruelty””people have cakes made that… could act as terminal birth control for any non-pregnant attendee, and could definitely put the pregnant guest of […]



Board Game Ragers

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Comic by According to Devin.   I used to loooooove board games as a kid. Still do. Oh the sweet, cardboardy smell of the package! The satisfaction of slowly removing the top with that corner taped-up from an invariable accidental foot stomp! The thrill of setting up the pieces, anxiously hoping they all made it […]