5 Reasons Batman Would Be a Better Dad than Superman

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Alright, we’re encroaching on some touchy ground here. I know. Please don’t publicly hang me with USB cable, nerds. I mean you no harm. As one of you, I am duty-bound to admit this is basically an open question that I am posing to myself and working through in a public space. So, put down […]



Get Away, Go Play…

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  Having trouble watching? Go Here! Sometimes, it’s awesome to remember that life exists outside the digital domain. It’s easy to forget. We’re all fighting battles against time and our responsibilities. And laundry. That bastard, laundry. We don’t give advice on this website, but if we had to give one piece of wisdom? Get out […]



Don’t Let Me Down

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I have never met a child that could rock like this one. My son likes to rock, but in a very different way. Usually with actual rocks, though he is very musical. I bet one day he could rock like this kid.   I WON’T LET YOU DOWN, KID. I PROMISE. Seriously, the cute levels […]



My Wife Just Said...

My Wife Just Said #112

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“‘Give me a kiss without tongue.’ Something I should not have to say to my toddler.”  –Avara   You’d think she was talking about me and not my three-year-old son. You’d be wrong. It’s like he just learned his tongue is a deadly weapon. ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”     Follow us on […]



Fatherhood Fridays: Stars of “Convos With My 2 Year Old”

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By now we’ve all seen Episode 1 and Episode 2 of “Convos With My 2 Year Old” — RIGHT?! But have you met the dudes behind these INSANEXCELLENT, worldwide viral videos? On Friday, we are doing a live interview with the creator and star of “Convos” — Mr.  Matthew Clarke — as well as his […]



Kid Definishons: “Tomorrow”

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Kids often have a different definition for the words used by adults. Sometimes they’re much more accurate. From their perspective, at least. For kids, tomorrow can often seem as far away as forever. And if parents use it often enough, it can actually turn into forever. ““   Follow us on Facebook. The best way […]



Episode 2: Convos With My 2 Year Old Video

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  Watching a grown man tickle another grown man is totally okay if one of them is an actor playing the role of a 2-year-old. For reals. Trust me. Not us! Two other men. Here’s the second episode in the wildfire viral series Convos With My 2 Year Old. ALSO! We’re presently in touch with […]



Episode 1: Convos With My 2 Year Old Video

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  Anyone who’s anyone (or has a pulse) has seen this by now. Seventy-bazillion times each. So, after we finished clapping our hands to a swollen pulp and stopped punching ourselves in the face for not creating something like this video ourselves, we had to share it here. It’s so genius, it just has to […]



Curious George: Instructions for Parents

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I was slacking on my dad duties after a weekend of camping and tin foil battles and pole dancing. I was beat. So, I decided to sit on the couch with my son and watch some “Curious George” with him. I was a big fan of the books growing up but I always identified with […]



Bad Product Idea #13: The Mommequin

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Kids never leave you alone when they’re yours. If you want alone-time, you’re really fighting a ridiculously losing battle. But now they don’t have to leave “you” alone. What if you could be present when you just really need to be absent? Now you can! With the purchase and set up a life-sized robotic figure, […]