“Your boobs make you really comfy.” -Finn (June 2013, 3.5 years old) Submitted without comment. Except for one: seconded, my son. ““ Previous My Kid Just Said Thomas Da Twain Wee Wee! My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! Follow us on Facebook. You […]
Disney-Pixar’s new film “Monsters University” opens in theaters today. But I want to make sure you see this movie. To help you decide, I want to give you ten reasons why this film is the movie to see over that other one with that guy who’s always eating on camera and married with 13 kids. […]
I was bummed out, irrationally so, when I heard James Gandolfini passed away. He was a phenomenal actor, and I’d like to think, a solid family man. This video is so great because I feel like I’m getting to witness a side of him that I’m not used to seeing. RIP, James. We’re all slightly […]
[Driving] “I have to pee so bad I’m ready to break out the little one’s travel potty.” -Elizabeth Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do when someone’s gotta go. Even when it’s the parent who’s gotta go. ““ Previous “My Wife Just Said…”Some kisses are sloppier than they should be. Follow us on Facebook. […]
Every parent has to do it. Do the check. It really should be a proper noun: The Check. It’s doesn’t refer to making a payment, though. Unless the money is poop and your kids has made a deposit in the Bank of Diaper. We as parents have to make sure our kids aren’t waltzing […]
Netflix has been in the news a lot lately. Rather than explain all the headlines and coverage, I want to tell you about something no one else is talking about… I’M USING NETFLIX TO TIME TRAVEL. More on that in a second. They have also decided to put up a video (see below) WITH ME […]
Parents can candy-coat it when they’re kicking their kid’s miniature butt in a game, to make them feel better and offer an emotional trophy for trying. Buck up, little champ, straight A’s for effort! You lost the battle but not the war! It’s always darkest before the dawn! Pffft! Kids know when they’re being vanquished. […]
Before I begin, let me assure you no toddler was harmed in any way. This isn’t one of those kinds of stories. In the way-too-early morning (aka before noon) we packed up Lucas, our 3.5-year-old son, got me coffee and all headed off to a skateboarding park. It was rented out for us, all to […]
This image popped up in my Facebook feed. It had a single caption with only six words: “Dave has some explaining to do…” We think the explanation is pretty clear. “I love you because you give me sugar all day. Jack” We’re now in the hangover period after Father’s Day. Jack’s dad is obviously being […]
Selecting a stroller is basically like buying a car. It can have all the weighing, uncertainty and overwhelm for prospective or expecting parents. Some may even try performing the traditional showroom tire kick. Don’t. Dismayed store clerks will just wind up speaking to you really slowly after that. Remember, though, you’re not buying a ride […]
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