Month: July 2013

Magic Legs

Magic Leg-Os

Posted under EXTERNAL USE ONLY

Unforeseen things happen in life. Sometimes something different from everyone else’s life. It can happen at birth, or in a traumatic moment. Like a little action figure played with, a limb is lost. Maybe not so much like that, but it can happen however it does. It’s life. And life happens all the time. The […]



Tired Parent Motel

Tired Parent Motel

Posted under NOTEBOOK

It’s Friday night. You’ve reserved a babysitter seven days in advance, the calendar is marked, and now that the time has come — you’re dead tired. You WANT to have a good time. You NEED a break. But it’s the end of the week and you can barely spell “Floccinaucinihilipilification.” That’s a real word, by […]



My Kid Just Said

My Kid Just Said… MERICA! #26

Posted under "MY KID JUST SAID..."

“You is a Merican!” -Lucas (July 4th 2013, 4 years old)   Happy 4th of July, my fellow Mericans. Make some amazing memories!  ““ Previous My Kid Just Said Boobs are as Merican as it gets! My Kid Just Said Facebook Page This is where YOU can post YOUR kid’s quotes. Go for it! Follow […]



First Time Fireworked

Posted under NOTEBOOK

I think people love fireworks because they paint the sky with the very same emotional reaction we have when we see the people we love. This Vine represents, I believe, the first time Finn saw fireworks. You might notice the change in his face from the moment before to the moment after. It’s sort of […]



Daddy Vader

Daddy Vader Says… Because Why

Posted under SNAPSHOTS

Why? How? What? Whatever! All of these questions can be applied in an infinite loop by a kid in a conversation. Why can’t I have a pony? Because ponies cost a lot and require the right home. But why? Because ponies are not small animals and need a lot of food and space. But why? […]



Alien vs Baby comparison

Alien vs. Baby

Posted under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

[ click the image to enlarge ] In space no one can hear you scream. But because we live on a planet with an atmosphere, you get to hear all of the screams. Lots and lots of them once you become a parent. All kinds, too! Your own, your kids’, your neighbors’, store clerks’… This […]



The Magic and Mystery of #VineDad

Posted under NOTEBOOK

Following the clean-out of all the porn on the Vine app, there has been a surge in original content. It’s been pretty cool to watch celebrities and newcomers make entertaining 6-second videos. They’ve become a new brand of six-second stars. We have our own Vine profile now and while we haven’t really settled into a […]